Wednesday, January 5, 2005

More Return of Headline News

From WAVE 3:
Wal-Mart Fires Five Employees In Killing Of Cat On Store Property
Fortunately for them, PETsMART is hiring

From Drudge Report:
SHOCK AFTER CNN CHIEF 'FLOOD THE ZONE' COMMENT
Suprised by the tidal wave of criticism

From ABC News:
Wis. Police Search for Wandering Kangaroo
Four other kangaroos released after authorities determined they knew where they were going

From CNN International:
Scientists 'frustrated' Indian Ocean lacks early-alert system
Scientists complain: "The only warning we got was an 8.9 earthquake a half-hour before the wave hit"

From BBC:
Gun-toting Malawian leaders held
Likes to cuddle

From BBC:
Virus outbreak stops admissions
Wants to speak with lawyer

From The Christian Science Monitor:
In Florida, a bid to expand the teacher pool
Fat teachers causing crowded swim lanes

From The Christian Science Monitor:
No easy access for remote islands
Reporter finds out why the islands are called "remote"

From The Christian Science Monitor:
Europe wrestles with defining itself
Disqualified after hitting self with metal chair

From The Boston Herald:
Senator John Kerry visits Jordan, discuss Mideast peace
Has a plan

From The Columbia Daily Tribune:
Bush crusades for tort reform in Illinois visit
Likes saying "tort"

From WPVI:
O.J. in Orange Bowl Stands
Had tip real killer was at game

From The Washington Post:
Mixed Reaction on Canadian Beef
Biggest complaint: "Tastes like chicken"

From Savannah Morning News:
It could happen here, but it probably won't
Our exclusive report of the lurking terror ... oh, nevermind.

From ABC News:
Smart Family Seeks Quick Resolution
Stupid family willing to let it drag out

From ABC News:
Potbellied Pig Goes for Stroll in the Rain
Stupid pig

From ABC News:
Another Term for McAuliffe as DNC Chair?
May get chance to fulfull life-long dream of making Democratic Party as popular as the Nazi Party

From ABC News:
Israeli Shells Kill Seven Palestinians
Texacos much safer for Palestinians

From ABC News:
Ukraine's Kuchma Accepts Yanukovich's Resignation
Acceptance is the first step to recovery

From ABC News:
Blake's Behavior Unnatural After Murder - Witness
Testimony: "It's was like he didn't know it was him that killed her"

From AJC:
Clayton sheriff cleans house
Vacuums under couch, takes out trash

From BBC:
Sharks attacks terrorise Brazil
Bush threatens military action

From NBC San Diego:
Richard Gere Speaks 'For Entire World' To Palestinians
Record number of Palestinian gerbils expected to vote

From BBC:
Tribe shoots arrows at aid flight
Rescue workers suffer the slings and arrows of outrageous fortune

From Scotsman.com:
Bush 'Most Powerful Man in Britain'
Plans to run for Queen in 2008

From ABC News:
Tsunami Warning System Could Be Created
Will consist of watching animals suddenly heading for high ground

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