Thursday, March 17, 2005

Headline News: 3/17/2005

From ABC News:
Man in Montana Arrested in Letterman Plot
Association, Cowsill plotters still at large

From ABC News:
Norwegian, 79, Drives Drunk in Wrong Car
Released after promising to drive drunk in correct car

From ABC News:
Polygamous Police Chief May Lose Badge
Might lose more than that if first wife finds out about second, third wives

From ABC News:
Robert Blake Found Not Guilty of Killing Wife
Tells Scott Peterson "Should have ponied up the money for me to kill Laci"

From ABC News:
Damaging Alien Snail Found in Georgia
War-like Snail Creatures From Omicron VII Landed On Earth Last Month

From ABC News:
Will Obesity Shorten Life Expectancy?
How many fat 70-year-old men have you ever met?

From ABC News:
Rapper Lil' Kim Convicted of Perjury
May have to either serve five years or run for president as a Democrat

From ABC News:
Newly Acquitted Robert Blake Seeks Work
Offering special: Will kill two wives for price of one

From ABC News:
McGwire Tells Panel He Won't Name Names
Steroid use affects memory

From CNN:
Science exhibit asks 'Know Thy Poop'
Steals Frank J.'s bit.

From New York Times:
Bonds Has Another Surgery; May Miss Opener
Doctors hope integrity transplant successful

From Reuters:
Bush moves to put mark on World Bank, UN
Will tattoo '666' on members hands, foreheads

2 comments:

  1. even meaner and funnier than usual. Thoughts of blogwar must bring out your best.
    are the alien snails related in any way to the Brain Slugs?

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