From ABC News:
Giant Thermometer Puts Calif. Town on Map
Rectal, California, hoping for big tourist season
From ABC News:
Teens Bust Limo Driver for Wild Prom Ride
Mr. Toad fired after one night on job
From ABC News:
Spammers Using Pope's Image to Defraud
Really stupid people think John Paul e-mailing them from Heaven
From ABC News:
N.Y. Legislators Kill Death Penalty Bill
Bin Laden to serve life sentence if tried, convicted in New York
From ABC News:
Cardinals First to File Past Pope's Tomb
Followed by Dodgers, Yankees, Red Sox
From ABC News:
Cat Hunting Considered in Wisconsin
Many men expected to prowl for pussy
From ABC News:
Breast-Implant Maker Seeks End to FDA Ban
Fake breasts get much-needed support
From CNN:
NCAA could allow 12th games in '06
Auburn, 13-0 in 2004, delighted by news
From CNN:
Sixth-grader accused of counterfeiting
Making, selling hall passes
From CNN:
Pentagon to use lasers to warn pilots
And photon torpedoes to really get their attention
oh, basil, these all should go into the "best of basil" collection!
ReplyDeleteisn't Rectal, California also called San Francisco?
their baseball team sure took in the butt today.
Thanks.
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