Tuesday, April 12, 2005

Headline News: 4/12/2005

From ABC News:
Giant Thermometer Puts Calif. Town on Map
Rectal, California, hoping for big tourist season

From ABC News:
Teens Bust Limo Driver for Wild Prom Ride
Mr. Toad fired after one night on job

From ABC News:
Spammers Using Pope's Image to Defraud
Really stupid people think John Paul e-mailing them from Heaven

From ABC News:
N.Y. Legislators Kill Death Penalty Bill
Bin Laden to serve life sentence if tried, convicted in New York

From ABC News:
Cardinals First to File Past Pope's Tomb
Followed by Dodgers, Yankees, Red Sox

From ABC News:
Cat Hunting Considered in Wisconsin
Many men expected to prowl for pussy

From ABC News:
Breast-Implant Maker Seeks End to FDA Ban
Fake breasts get much-needed support

From CNN:
NCAA could allow 12th games in '06
Auburn, 13-0 in 2004, delighted by news

From CNN:
Sixth-grader accused of counterfeiting
Making, selling hall passes

From CNN:
Pentagon to use lasers to warn pilots
And photon torpedoes to really get their attention

2 comments:

  1. oh, basil, these all should go into the "best of basil" collection!

    isn't Rectal, California also called San Francisco?

    their baseball team sure took in the butt today.

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