Headline News: 5/18/2005

From ABC News:
Woman Charged With Cutting Husband's Penis
Attorney: "All that fuss over such a small thing"

From ABC News:
Women to Deliver Food in Snug T-Shirts
Will wear orange shorts and be knows as "Hooters Waitresses"

From ABC News:
Mime Artist Claims to Know 'Piano Man'
Either that, or he's stuck in an invisible box, not sure which

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Mother: Wendy's Finger Used to Settle Debt
Creditors had demanded an arm and a leg, but she negotiated down

From ABC News:
Courtroom Family Matters
Steve Urkel takes the stand

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U.S. Gives Anchorage $1.5M for Bus Stop
More than double amount paid for "Long Cool Woman In A Black Dress"

From ABC News:
Saudi Academy Disputes Radical Reputation
Will cut the heads off anyone who spreads such vicious lies

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Muslim Reaction: Apology Is Too Little, Too Late
Bush blamed

From ABC News:
Dems Say Bolton Sought to Punish Dissenter
Just like they are doing with him

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Senate Defeats Minimum Wage Increase
Spokesman: "Who says a bunch of millionaires can't look out for the little man?"

From ABC News:
'The Riddler' Frank Gorshin Dies at 72
Riddle me this: "Who sheds tears over someone he never met?"
Answer: Me. We'll miss you, Frank Gorshin.