WTW: Jamie Lynn Spears … Naked!

Doggone that Basil! He's messing with little kids from overseas. And I don't mean the "Michal Jackson messing with little kids" kind of thing. He's messing with their minds.

Now, I'm still learning all this Interweb stuff, but here's the best I can figure out.

For some silly-ass reason, he ended up on a Google search for "Jamie Lynn Spears naked" or something like that.

What happened is, he had a post, like those silly Headlines or something, that mentioned Jamie Lynn Spears. It also had the word "naked" in it. Now, those two weren't related. He wasn't talking about Jamie Lynn Spears being naked.

Still, with those SearchThingies like Google and Yahoo, if you type a bunch of words without putting them in quotation marks, it looks for those words anywhere. If you put quotation marks, it looks for those words all together.

Suppose, for example, he wrote this:

Jamie asked her friend Lynn why her father had those spears on the wall in the study, above the desk with the baby picture of her naked on a bearskin rug.

If you searched for: Jamie Lynn Spears naked, you'd find that post. But, if you searched for "Jamie Lynn Spears naked" it wouldn't. You see? Took me a while.

Anyway, he showed up for Jamie Lynn Spears naked. And thought it was funny. So he wrote about it. And called his post "Jamie Lynn Spears Naked" which just made it worse.

Now, he gets juveniles and perverts from all over hitting his blog, looking for naked pictures of a 14-year-old!

Now, here's where it gets worse:

A couple of weeks ago, folks started posting stuff, saying "hi" to Jamie Lynn Spears. That darn Basil started responding back, acting like he was her. I mean, it was bad enough when he was an ex-military lesbian stalker. Now, he's a 14-year-old girl!

The boy ain't right. But, what's worse is, it looks for all the world to me like the little bastards believe it's actually her.

He told me it's starting to get old, and he's going to remove the comments on that Jamie Lynn Spears Naked post. But I asked him to leave them up long enough for me to tell the world (okay, six continents; no one from Antarctica has been to the site yet). He agreed, and will be removing them later.

But, here they are so you can see just what he was doing. Remember, he's both "basil" and "Jamie Lynn Spears" okay? As for who the others are? I don't know. But if they are kids like they seem to be, their parents should beat there little asses.

hi

Posted by: lizzette | April 3, 2005 05:21 AM

No, just having a good time!

Posted by: basil | April 3, 2005 08:28 AM

i have jamie spears msn

www.jlynspearsbbird_4april@hotmail.com

Posted by: Simonio | June 8, 2005 06:43 AM

Simonio:
You better give it back before she finds it's missing!

Posted by: basil | June 8, 2005 12:28 PM

hi jamie spears your so hot

Posted by: sean | June 13, 2005 02:02 PM

what are you doing?

Posted by: sean | June 13, 2005 02:05 PM

Hi Sean!

I want to have your baby!!

Posted by: Jamie Lynn Spears | June 13, 2005 02:07 PM

hey jamie ur so hot

Posted by: cyrus | June 13, 2005 04:35 PM

Cyrus:
Thanks! And thanks for showing me a good time last night! I'll never
forget it. You'll always have a special place in my heart!!!!!!

Posted by: Jamie Lynn Spears | June 13, 2005 04:39 PM

hey wats up

Posted by: Hunter | June 13, 2005 09:10 PM

Hunter:
I'll call you tomorrow. I still owe Sean and Cyrus something tonight.

Posted by: Jamie Lynn Spears | June 13, 2005 11:27 PM

Will you go out or marry me? You are so hot and sexy love you

Posted by: Adrian Maurer | June 18, 2005 02:13 PM

Oh, Adrian! I thought you'd never ask! You have made me the happiest person in the world!

I'm waiting by the door right now! See you soon!

Posted by: Jamie Lynn Spears | June 18, 2005 04:52 PM

jamie u r the sexiest girl in the world

Posted by: luke | June 18, 2005 06:24 PM

And u r so hot 2!!!! I want to have ur baby too!!

Posted by: Jamie Lynn Spears | June 18, 2005 08:48 PM

jamie plz tlk 2 me on my msn its radar3@hotmail.com and gives ur msn later

Posted by: joe | June 21, 2005 10:48 AM

Joe!!!

Oh, I'd love so much to talk with you. You sound *so* cool!!

I'll add you to my MSN list. Be online tonight, about 11:30 California time!

Posted by: Jamie Lynn Spears | June 21, 2005 10:54 AM

jamie ur gordges ur eyes r a beautifull brown when i look at them i
wont to kiss ur lovelly soft lips i wish i could rub my hand thourgh ur
soft hair and feel all around u i wish i could have lots of babys with
u i would do eny thing 4 u a would eny 1 plz talk to me on msn plz love
ya l8tr

Posted by: joe | June 21, 2005 10:57 AM

r yes a real like ya

Posted by: joe | June 21, 2005 11:00 AM

Oh Joe! U R the sweetest thing! I'm so looking 4ward 2 chatting with u 2nite!!

I have to go to the library now, but I will C U 2nite!

Posted by: Jamie Lynn Spears | June 21, 2005 11:10 AM

jamie as soon as u get this talk to is on msn

Posted by: joe | June 21, 2005 11:39 AM

r u ther wot time should a meet u english time

Posted by: joe | June 21, 2005 11:42 AM

Hay guess what

Jamie Lynn Spears is going out with me.

Posted by: Jamie Lynn Spears Love Me | June 21, 2005 11:53 AM

Joe:
I'll see you tonight at 11:30 California time. That's in 12 hours!!! I can hardly wait.

Oh, I'll be at my uncle's site for the rest of the day: Uncle Glenn's Web Site. You can write me there.

Posted by: Jamie Lynn Spears | June 21, 2005 11:56 AM

Ryan:
I'll be at your place about 3:00, but I have to get back in time to chat with Joe at 11:30 tonite!!

Again, I'll be at Uncle Glenn's Web Site from now til then!

Posted by: Jamie Lynn Spears | June 21, 2005 12:00 PM

Will some one help me to see Jamie Lynn Spears naked.

Posted by: Help Me | June 21, 2005 12:02 PM

jamiewot sort of things do u like in a lad

Posted by: joe | June 21, 2005 12:07 PM

hi

Posted by: Yo | June 21, 2005 12:08 PM

WHAT

Posted by: What | June 21, 2005 12:10 PM

WHAT

Posted by: What | June 21, 2005 12:10 PM

jamie r u ther a need 2 talk now

Posted by: joe | June 21, 2005 12:48 PM

a cant meet u cause a have got go out for a fight cause this lads picken on me bro

Posted by: joe | June 21, 2005 12:57 PM

all might u here english time 20:00

Posted by: joe | June 21, 2005 01:01 PM

jamie meet me here at 19:00 i really luv u but who would not c ya

Posted by: joe | June 21, 2005 01:15 PM

jamie as much as i love u i can not find u on ur uncles web i really
love u but the only thing i wont no is wot sort of things do u like in
a boy

Posted by: joe | June 21, 2005 01:51 PM

meet me on msn at 19:00 at english time

Posted by: joe | June 21, 2005 01:53 PM

jamie can i have ur numb send it to me on radar3@hotmail.com

Posted by: joe | June 21, 2005 02:01 PM

jamie can i have ur numb send it to me on radar3@hotmail.com

Posted by: joe | June 21, 2005 02:02 PM

jamie if we ever meet can we get married and have babbys

Posted by: joe | June 21, 2005 02:09 PM

jamie call me on my mob its 07900532627

Posted by: joe | June 21, 2005 02:14 PM

r u ther
jamie meet me here 16:00 english time plz ring me

Posted by: joe | June 21, 2005 04:45 PM

later dont for to ring me luv ya later

Posted by: joe | June 21, 2005 05:05 PM

r u ther

Posted by: joe | June 22, 2005 04:51 AM

jamie

Posted by: joe | June 22, 2005 04:54 AM

jamie r u there

Posted by: joe | June 22, 2005 07:30 AM

Even after I posted this, the stupid horny little bastard leaves messages for Jamie Lynn Spears. So now I decide to mess with his empty little head:

jamie r u there cause a 1 2 talk 2 u

Posted by: joe | June 22, 2005 10:31 AM

Joe:
Bad news. Jamie Lynn and Basil had a falling out, and she left here.

We heard that she is hanging around ItsAPundit.
If you don't see her there, keep checking. She's supposed to post
something tonight. Ask one of the people who post there. They might
know the exact time. But you won't find her here anymore.

Posted by: Cousin Red | June 22, 2005 11:03 AM

Folks:
See what I mean?

Posted by: Cousin Red | June 22, 2005 11:18 AM

jamie ring me plz on my mob which is07900532627 plz coz u sed u
thourght i was sweet and im canny romantic but i can take care of my
self and my mates and hopefully u my girl friend coz i like every thing
about u and this could be my last chance i get to talkl to u unless u
tell me were to meet uand do u now on zoey 101 u say do i look good and
my answer is that u always look good

luv u loads with all my heart later

Posted by: joe | June 22, 2005 12:57 PM

jamie plz ring iz and ill give u wot ever u wont

Posted by: joe | June 22, 2005 01:00 PM

jamie ring iz and tells when i can meet u on msn dont ring iz

Posted by: joe | June 22, 2005 01:26 PM

jamie luv u meet me here at

Posted by: joe | June 22, 2005 02:29 PM

meet me on msn 21:00

Posted by: joe | June 22, 2005 02:31 PM

english time luv u later

Posted by: joe | June 22, 2005 02:33 PM

Joe:
I begged that awful Basil person to let me reply here again and he agreed.

I can't be here any longer. I have my first post up at Uncle Glenn's place. Come visit me there.

And don't pay any attention to what that mean old Cousin Red wrote.
I'm not really that awful Basil person yanking your chain. It's really
me!!!

Posted by: Jamie Lynn Spears | June 22, 2005 02:37 PM

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