Sunday, July 10, 2005

Headline News: 7/10/2005

From WGAL:
Men charged with stealing park safe
It's where the squirrels keep their nuts

From KITV:
ACLU sues over job requirements
Suit: Unreasonable to require college for job as brain surgeon

From KSAT:
Deputies shoot man wielding BB gun
He won't be trying that again

From MSNBC:
Uzbeks reconsider hosting U.S. air base
Will have party by the pool, serve hors d'oeuvres

From MSNBC:
Colorado serial rapist pleads guilty, gets 1,319 years
Won't be eligible for parole until 2007

From New York Times:
Out of Practice, Senate Crams for Battle Over Court Nominee
Haven't shown their asses in nearly a week

From New York Times:
Chicken on the Plate, Family on the Side
Jeffery Dahmer's cookbook found

From USA Today:
TV cripples kids' skills
7'/p!n9 5k!llz !mp4c7!n9

From Washington Post:
Unemployment Falls to Lowest Level Since 2001
Bush blamed ... uh, credited. Uh, never mind.

From CNN:
The Lost Photos: Swimsuit 1995
Don't have a joke, just wanted to look at the pretty pictures

6 comments:

  1. Colorado serial rapist pleads guilty, gets 1,319 years
    Won't be eligible for parole until 2007

    Chicken on the Plate, Family on the Side
    Jeffery Dahmer's cookbook found

    Sick and brilliant.

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  2. Moe:
    Thank you. I appreciate that. Well, part of it.

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  3. I love the ACLU references.

    I understand they're trying to get HK AIR accredited.

    You know, Helen Keller Air.

    What?

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  4. SC&A:
    That's a lot better than what I had.

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  5. Loved headlines "tv cripples kids brains"and unemployment drops to lowest since 2001".You showed plenty of snark there Basil.love ya!

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  6. Lisa:
    Thanks! I appreciate that.

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