Tuesday, July 5, 2005

Headline News: 7/5/2005

From ABC News:
Root Canals, Emus Honored in Wis.
State motto: "We're more than just cheese!"

From ABC News:
Student Says Quran Burning Was an Accident
Bush blamed

From ABC News:
Martha Stewart: Home Confinement Worse Than Prison
Enoys being home, but misses the violent lesbian sex

From ABC News:
Bono Pushes for Bush to Take Lead on Africa
Bush threatens to punch Bono if he doesn't quit pushing him

From ABC News:
Bush Drops a Few Clues About New Justice
Keeps them in his Handy Dandy Notebook

From CNN:
Hip-hop's mad scientist
Dr. Frankenstizzle

From CNN:
Pediatrician group: Abstinence not enough
Point to the Blessed Virgin Mary as proof that abstinence won't prevent pregancy

From CNN:
Scientists: Americans older than thought
Entire nation slept through Carter administration

From ABC News:
Report Says Top U.N. Official Engaged in Sexual Misconduct
Bush blamed

From ABC News:
Astrologer Sues NASA Over Comet Mission
Wants equal time for Ajax, Bon-Ami

8 comments:

  1. I would pay good money to see Bono push PResident Bush. You think that those Secret Service types could subdue Bono? Yeah, oh yeah they could.

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  2. Well, now that the Feisty Catfight is off ...

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  3. I started vistiing your blog last week,and Basil your headline News puts anything CNN's sister station to shame.I just love those caustic quips you have at the bottom of your headline stories.But what I love the most is the stories when something bad happens you reinterepret it as Blaming Bush.I happen to be a Democrat but please don't associate me with the moonbats of the party.But the way you put it ,sounds just like em' doesn't it.

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  4. Lisa:
    I appreciate that. Thanks. And, no, I don't think that way of all Democrats. The traditional Democratic party still exists, but underground. Or retired to Young Harris, GA.

    I'm not so much picking on Democrats, but on the moonbats in the party. But, they don't read this little blog. Or not for long. They get bored by my type fairly easy and go away.

    Anyway, thanks.

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  5. The Handy Dandy notebook? I'm on the internet to get away from that. What's next, Swiper No Swiping?

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  6. You should know by now, there is NO ESCAPE!

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  7. Headlines for Wednesday 7/6/2005

    And as always there is more headliney goodness to be had from The Capitalist. basil, moehawk and Moes'

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