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Needed: idiot's guide to sex
Send a copy to: 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue NW, Washington, DC 20500
Re that last one: Groan! You just gave me an unshakeable mental image!
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Sorry. I can never pass up a cheap joke.
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ReplyDelete1.Invertebrate whores at work
2. 'Feisty' goes back to the truckstop
3. Said he was 'hot' for girlfriend; despite flames, still not very bright
3. And finally: Needed: idiot's guide to sex.
Hmmm. I like it.
Weekend plans ruined....again
ReplyDeleteThe first link to this post is part of the Broken Link-Fest 2005. Click this one instead. I booked a room at this posh truckstop hotel [cable TV and air conditioning!] with my girls Shylo and Moomoo to attend Gilbert, Minnesota's Whorehouse Days fe...