Headline News: 7/8/2005

From ABC News:
Review: Video Camera Not Good for Photos
Still camera not good for videos

From ABC News:
Cruise Sees No Scientology in 'War of the Worlds'
No science, either

From CNN:
George Clooney stands up
Slow news day

From CNN:
Al-Jazeera turns its signal West
Western media not moonbat crazy enough

From ABC News:
450 Sheep Jump to Their Deaths in Turkey
Death preferred to another day with Ahmet with sheepherder

From ABC News:
ACLU Challenges 'Speak No Wal-Mart' Policy
As long as they don't say 'Jesus'

From ABC News:
Couple Sentenced for Hiring Son a Stripper
Judge reject 'being really cool parents' defense

From ABC News:
Man Sues Mass. for Right to Get Drunk
Exactly what the Founding Fathers had in mind

From ABC News:
Thousands Flee Fla. Keys Ahead of Dennis
Floridians have had enough of former SNL, HBO, and Monday Night Football comedian

From ABC News:
U.S. Terror Alert Raised to 'Orange'
We're safe now