Wednesday, August 3, 2005

Headline News: 8/3/2005

From ABC News:
Court OKs Blocking of Unsolicited E-Mails
Computer owners okay kicking of spammers' asses

From ABC News:
South Korean Scientists Clone First Dog
Hunger in South Korea eliminated

From ABC News:
Scientists Deem Saturn Moon Titan Dry
Saturnians must travel to Rhea for mixed drinks

From ABC News:
Cops: Man Invents Story to Make Wife Leave
Chief applauds his ingenuity

From ABC News:
Police Search for Thief With Big Nose
Big Nose finds thief, who is to be crucified next to Brian Cohen

From ABC News:
Ill. Nudist to Be Buried Fully Clothed
Visitors at funeral home still say "He sure looks natural, don't he?"

From ABC News:
Treasury Says 30-Year Bond Is Returning
Sean Connery, Roger Moore, Pierce Brosnan await word on who will be cast in role

From ABC News:
Zoo Staff Discovers Panda Cub Is a Male
Embarrassed staff member refuses to discuss details of discovery

From ABC News:
Spacewalk eases NASA's fears for shuttle shield
Agency ready to be shocked when shuttle is destroyed on re-entry

From ABC News:
Mo. Family Finds Python Under Dishwasher
Michael Palin coaxed out with promise of food

6 comments:

  1. The Alliance of Baby Monkeys

    Today's dose of NIF - News, Interesting & Funny ... more stuff!

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  2. Regarding the 30 year Bond...What about George Lasenby?

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  3. Well, good point, but he was only in one (On Her Majesty's Secret Service). Also, Timothy Dalton was only in two (The Living Daylights, License To Kill). And I've ignored David Niven (Casino Royale).

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  4. I forgot to eat supper tonight...really I did.

    I suppose this will just have to do. Nice work (as usual).

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  5. Thanks. And don't forget, we serve three squares a day. Plus folks often bring a covered dish.

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  6. MoeBetta Headlines 08/04/05

    MoeBetta Headlines 08/04/05

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