Monday, April 10, 2006

Headline News 2006-04-10

From CNN:
Judge blasts government secrecy
Government pretends doesn't know what judge is talking about

From CNN:
Meryl Streep was frightened
Watched her last movie

From CNN:
Iran says another 'top secret' missile tested
Still doesn't understand meaning of 'top secret'

From WTAE:
Doctors help Iraqi boy get new eye
One-eyed kitten* finally explained

From KSAT:
PETA irate over pig stun gun tests
New stun gun tests will be conducted on PETA members

From KPRC:
7-year-old: Teacher taped my mouth closed
Told investigators, "Mmmm mmm mmmmm mmm mm."

From ABC News:
Man Gets $218 Trillion Phone Bill
The good news: All those calls allowed him to save a bunch of money by switching to GEICO

From ABC News:
British Teacher Loses 'Farting' Chair Case
Says ruling stinks

From ABC News:
Report: Cop Suspended for Psychic Consult
Should have seen it coming

From ABC News:
Early New Orleans Voting Begins Around La.
Most of dead expected to vote Democrat

1 comment:

  1. If I was Meryl, I think the biggest fright would be having Lily Tomlin play my sister! Yikes!

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