From ABC News:
Bill Gates Wishes He Wasn't World's Richest Man
6,513,822,422 people offer to take his place
From ABC News:
Bra Sets Off Metal Detector in Calif.
Madonna arrested
From ABC News:
Goat Batters Way Into Elementary School
Wants to know who's been tripping over his bridge*
From ABC News:
Cable Co. Apologizes to Retired Teacher
Accepts blame for 57 channels and nothing on
From ABC News:
Advocate: Metal Detectors Too Sensitive
Gay magazine tells devices to 'toughen up, be a man'
From ABC News:
Man Tries to Smuggle Pork in Baby Diapers
Yes, that was a sausage in his pants
From ABC News:
Celine Dion Returns to Performing After Illness
Now public can get sick of her again
From KOCO:
Cows on the loose after cattle truck tips
Students misunderstand cocept of cow-tipping
From KFOX:
Bomb squad called after pizza delivery
Turns out to be a really bad case of gas
From CNN:
My husband is not a lame duck, says Laura Bush
First Lady adds: "Oh, you said 'duck' ... never mind"
Thursday...
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McClellan: Bush 'Can Speak Spanish But Not That Well'
ReplyDeletethis is a pretty funny Bush thing
manto:
ReplyDeleteI certainly appreciate the visit. And wish I had seen that one story from FNC.
I usually find a goldmine of headlines to screw with at ABC or CNN's site, although I never watch those "news" channels at home.
I wish you had left me a real email address. Don't be afraid. I'll send you a Gmail invite if you need one, and don't want to use your newscorp email address.
I'd like to get in touch with Bill Gates--I'm loaded with ideas on how to spend his money!
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