Wednesday, May 24, 2006

Headline News 2006-05-24

From ABC News:
Urine Ruins W.Va. Courthouse Shrubbery
Groundskeeper pissed

From ABC News:
Report to advise Bush on post-Castro Cuba
Should be useful to 4th President Bush

From ABC News:
Pentagon urges China to explain military buildup
Denies planning rescue of Jack Bauer

From ABC News:
Iran Closes Newspaper Over Cartoon Furor
"Just don't get" Dilbert's humor

From ABC News:
Tribe Seeks Greater Freedom to Kill Eagles
Paul Grasmanis fears for life, retires

From ABC News:
Zoo apes have taste for red wine
Enjoys liver with fava beans and a nice Chianti

From ABC News:
Nicole Richie and Ex-Fiance Split Again
Finally understands meaning of "ex-"

From KIRO:
Puppies mistakenly euthanized
Were supposed to be used as alligator bait

From WKMG:
Teacher claiming to be Luke Skywalker arrested
Held for questioning on Death Star

From CNN:
Plan to allow all illegal immigrants to stay rejected
Illegal immigrants stay anyway

6 comments:

  1. From KIRO:
    Puppies mistakenly euthanized

    What? No blender joke?

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  2. I went for the cheap alligator joke. The last alligator joke someone left here seemed to get a reaction from Dade County Florida publik skools.

    You know, just in case anyone wants to stir up trouble in the next few days, we'll already have the pump primed.

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  3. Those are great!
    Thanks for the laughs!!

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