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Man wanted to eat pussy
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Doesn't want her duck deported
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Duck deportation!
ReplyDeleteRabbit deportation!
Duck deportation!
Rabbit deportation!
Duck deportation!
Rabbit deportation!
Rabbit deportation!
Duck deportation!
Bang!
LOL. A classic.
ReplyDelete"Man wanted to eat pussy."
ReplyDeleteHeh. Would that be a single entendre?