Headline News 2006-09-18

From AP:
Widow Rented Rotary Phone for 42 Years
Rotary Club now wants phone back

From AP:
Austrians Urged to Count Dog Droppings
Residents say Count Dracula was bad enough

From AP:
Woman Says Her Monkey Is a 'Service Animal'
Throwing feces now a service

From AFP:
Alcohol Use Helps Boost Income
Hookers prefer drunks

From AP:
Live Poisonous Snakes Found at N.Y. Fire
Samuel L. Jackson to star in "Snakes On A Firetruck"

From AP:
Shark That Walks on Fins Discovered
Finland demands extradition

From ABC News:
Plane Crash Kills 'Greetings from Tucson' Teen
More famous for being dead than on a WB show

From ABC News:
Time Warner to Sell AOL Germany Business
Aryan Online goes it alone

From ABC News:
Custody Battle Over an Egg
Horton sued

From ABC News:
Colombia Gang Wives Call Sex Strike
Gun-wielding drug dealers soon to be pissed-off gun-wielding drug dealers