Sunday, July 20, 2008

Headline News

Real headlines from real news site with not-so-real subheads

From Chicago Tribune:

Hotels get hip to the needs of 21st Century travelers

First lesson: No one says 'get hip' any more

From CNN:

Obama takes campaign overseas

Effort to meet with most vocal supporters

From CBS:

Iran Rules Out Suspending Uranium Program

Israel offers to help with suspending program

From Fox News:

Petraeus: Al Qaeda Could Be Moving Away From Iraq

Group plans move into White House in 2009

From Reuters:

Wal-Mart's fashion show previews back-to-school

Other Wal-Mart fashions include flip-flops, ripped jeans, and black bras with white t-shirts

From WTOV:

Weighed down body found in river

Tried to swim with more cement blocks than he could carry

From KIRO:

Experts mull elevator to space

Will skip 13th, 1300th, 13000th floors

From CNN:

Bush 'a total failure,' Pelosi says

Cites failure to achieve third term

From CNN:

Mount McKinley tour goes green

Tour will now be conducted outdoors

From New York Times:

As Gas Prices Rise, Police Turn to Foot Patrols

Ask gangs to convert to 'walk-by' shootings

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