Saturday, September 27, 2008

Headline News

Real headlines from real news sites with not-so-real subheads

From Fox News:
Mathematicians Discover 13-Million-Digit Prime Number
Value given a name: "Bailout"

From Fox News:
Montana Grizzly Bear Relocated for Stealing Honey
Pooh gets new cellmate

From Fox News:
Man Allegedly Steals Uniform, Poses as Dodgers Player
Will start Monday

From Fox News:
Boardwalk Cartoon Character Fondles Customer, Could Be Deported
Ziggy falls on hard times

From Fox News:
Man Accuses Maryland Doctor of Stapling Buttocks Shut
Thought doctor was a "real ass"

From CNN:
Tribute: Who wouldn't want to be Paul Newman?
Anyone who is still alive

Fom CNN:
Alec Baldwin 'can't wait' to give up acting
It's now unanimous

From CNN:
Crab hitches ride on jellyfish
Obama, Biden campaign together

From CNN:
Russia aims to upgrade nuclear arsenal
Cold War 2.0 hits the shelves

From CBS News:
China Farmer Sentenced For Faked Rare Tiger Photos
Latest Internet craze: Chinese tiger porn

6 comments:

  1. I laughed aloud at the one about Paul Newman. I am going to Hell.

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  2. My favorite: From CNN:

    Crab hitches ride on jellyfish

    Obama, Biden campaign together

    This one is hilarious!!

    Keep up the good work, Basil!

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  3. I love Headlines!

    Thanks for the little picture.

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  4. In regard to the Alec Baldwin one--so what's the hold-up? We can't wair!

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