Friday, August 7, 2009

Cash For Cadavers


THUNK


CLANK

Bring out your dead!


CLANK

Bring out your dead!


CLANK

Bring out your dead!


THUNK


CLANK

Bring out your dead!


Here's one


I'm not dead


What?


Nothing. Where's my $4,500?


He says he's not dead.


Yes he is.


He isn't.


Well, he will be soon.


I'm getting better.


No you're not, you'll be stone dead in a moment.


I can't take him. It's against regulations.


The program is C.O.R.P.S.E. That's the Cadaver and Older Retired Person System for Exchange. It's commonly called Cash for Cadavers, but I read the bill. You can take old retired people.


Look, I'm booked up. I've got to stop by the Robinsons. They lost nine waiting for the new government health care. Yes, I can take old people, but the already dead get priority.


When will you be back?


Thursday.


I can't wait till then. Can you help me out.


CLUNK


Sign here


Thanks!


Bring out your dead!

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