Thoughts for 2009-11-21

• Waitress asked Wife if she wanted more coffee, and she said "no." This never happens. My wife has been replaced by a pod person! #
• Bought the cat a bed for when she's inside on freezing nights. Should have bought her a cardboard tray like the Pringles multipak comes in. #
• The line to get out the Sam's Club is bigger than the line to get in. Probably the church donut salesmen outside. #
• Wife and a friend debate Team Edward vs Team Jacob. I say Team Buffy. #
• Edward or Jacob? Folks my age know Barnabas Collins could kick both their a**es. #
• Sears' toy section seem so fantastic when I was little. I'm not little any more. And toyland seems so sparse. #
• As soon as we got in the checkout line at Sears, she sent me straight to Customer Service. I must look like trouble. #