Thoughts for 2009-12-02

• I must clear my conscience: I had a 31-month affair with Tiger Woods. #
• Top Yahoo! searches for 2009? Michael Jackson, Twilight, WWE, Megan Fox, Britney Spears, Naruto, American Idol. None of those in my top 100 #
• GE to sell NBC to Comcast http://bit.ly/7kBSXl Comcast COO raised $200K for Bush. Will Fox News finally get competition? #
• If George Bush had still been President, would ABC have aired Charlie Brown last night? #
• The war in Afghanistan is a dangerous distraction from health care reform. #
• Those saying Obama sounded like Bush forget that Bush never told the terrorists what our deadline was. #
• Bush didn't fight the war right, but he didn't fight it this wrong. #
• What's this rumor about Tiger Woods and a car crash? Anyone heard anything? Why isn't the media covering this??!!? #
• Meredith Baxter's coming out is simply a distraction from the real story: Tiger's girlfriends http://bit.ly/6uBHSD #
• Tiger got a ticket for getting whupped on by an angry wife. Beats my ticket while at the typewriter story http://bit.ly/8zXSQa #
• So, with the troops buildup, will the Nobel Committee ask for the Peace Prize back? Or, at least, the money? #
• When the media realize the "C" in TCU stands for "Christian," will the Horned Frogs drop in the BCS standings? #
• Vanilla Ice #benandjerryfailures #
• Baracky Road #benandjerryfailures #
• Neapolitician #benandjerryfailures #
• Elvis Parsley #benandjerryfailures #
• Wavy Gravy #benandjerryfailures (Actually, that's real) #
• Shrimp Bizkit #benandjerryfailures #
• Fish and Chimps #benandjerryfailures #
• Turnip To Eleven #benandjerryfailures #
• Kitten Kaboodle #benandjerryfailures #
• Chocolate Peanut Butter Squirrel #benandjerryfailures #
• Barney Franks N Beans #benandjerryfailures #
• Apple Pie Allah Mode #benandjerryfailures #
• Achmed the Dead Tiramisu #benandjerryfailures #
• Britney Spearmint #benandjerryfailures #
• Meat The Beetles #benandjerryfailures #
• Salt And Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band #benandjerryfailures #
• Yellow Submarine Sandwich #benandjerryfailures #
• Sarah Praline #benandjerryfailures #
• Camel Dough #benandjerryfailures #
• Piss and Vinegar #benandjerryfailures #
• Rumsfeld Raisin #benandjerryfailures #