Thoughts for 2009-12-28

• Buy drugs or you'll get shot in the ass http://bit.ly/8Cp0Wh #
• California Man Seriously Injured in Fire After Burning Divorce Papers http://bit.ly/8Ufsv1 Dumbass. I framed mine. #
• Is John McCain advising Urban Meyer? #
• Obama: They tried to bomb Northwest 253 because the GOP doesn't want Guantanamo closed http://bit.ly/71g1Z2 #
• Terrorists try to blow up U.S. airplanes. So they throw Ivana Trump off a flight? http://bit.ly/6J6yjb #
• Anybody consider that maybe Umar Farouk Abdulmutallab was angry about some American stealing his inheritance via email? #
• The terrorists new weapon? Bad Miracle Whip http://bit.ly/4GtBko #
• Nobody check Obama's paperwork. Why should anyone be upset that Abdulmutallab's wasn't checked? http://bit.ly/6l8bln #
• Tribes buy back America — acres at a time http://bit.ly/8OL4Jq Now, we're just going to have to steal it back. Oh, well. #
• Giant smurfs rule at box office http://bit.ly/4TDBG3 #
• Remember when it was news if the Saints didn't lose two in a row? http://bit.ly/5bVxbc #
• TiVo recorded (as a suggestion) Disney's The Black Hole. Watching it now. Maximilian Schell plays Saddam Hussein. #
• The system works: *tap tap* DHS: Who is it? T: It's me, terrorists, open up. DHS: Terrorists? T: Yeah, terrorists. DHS: Terrorists' not here #
• So, Obama is going to spend all of Kwanzaa in Hawaii? http://bit.ly/552HJj #
• Who the heck is Ty Pennington and why does Sears send me an email asking me to buy his bedsheets? #
• Napolitano: no evidence of wider plot http://bit.ly/6WbR78 Investigators: Evidence of wider plot http://bit.ly/8zNLUM #
• Indian Governor, 86, Resigns Over Sex Tape http://bit.ly/5fU7Jq Give "Bollywood" a whole new meaning, doesn't it? #
• TSA should go away and let passengers kick the ass of any terrorist who tries something? Worked Friday. #
• "If we pulled his visa or banned him from flying, that would have alerted him" http://bit.ly/5UxF45 Handbasket loaded, hell in sight #
• If you pee on an airplane, the terrorists win http://bit.ly/4JoS4e #
• "The system worked?" So, people taking care of things for themselves works? #
• So, just how do time zones work? Alabama McDonald's drive-thru girl told me and car behind me "Good afternoon." #
• 9/11 happened on Bush Day 234 and it's Bush's fault. Northwest 253 happened on Obama Day 339 and it's Bush's fault. #
• Does this administration have to pay royalties to Ted Mack? http://bit.ly/7goXaG #
• Do government sales figured include all gifts "given or returned?" #
• Is that a bomb in your undershorts or are you just happy to see me? #
• Max Baucus will give drunks a bad name http://bit.ly/8KFSav #
• Max Baucus #CouldBeStarWarsNames #
• Barack Obama #CouldBeStarWarsNames #
• Urban Meyer #CouldBeStarWarsNames #
• Some guy in New York won $162 million last week, so #thesystemisworking #
• Maybe Napolitano meant the system worked by failing. I mean, that makes as much sense as anything that crowd says. #
• 125 Pilot Whales die on New Zealand beaches, 43 saved http://bit.ly/6ougvq #TheSystemWorked #
• Just so I'm clear: the system worked, and it's Bush's fault it didn't? #
• Any bets on if AbdulMutallab's family had warned he was a right-wing extremist, he'd have been stopped? #TheSystemWorked #
• Couple stranded in snow after GPS sent them down a forest road http://bit.ly/6yvQxP #TheSystemWorked #
• TMZ fell or JFK photo hoax #TheSystemWorked #
• It has seemed like a Monday all day. What's up with that? #
• It's official: al Qaeda is an large, far-reaching, organized network of "isolated extremists" http://bit.ly/4yaTXM #
• Obama uses the OJ Simpson method for fighting terrorists: "will not rest" until suspects are caught ... while on a golf vacation #
• Give Obama a break. When he's golfing, he's not overseas apologizing... #
• Wait. Obama is out of the White House for several days. This means somebody is about to "resign," right? Wonder who? #
• Mmm. Pizza. #