New Year's Resolutions for 2010

For the new year, I hereby resolve to...

• be tolerant of liberals
• not call everyone who voted for Obama a moron
• refrain from setting traps for the neighbors' dogs
• be correct 110% of the time
• improve my math skills
• not call everyone who voted for Obama an idiot
• better manage my money
• learn a language ... such as English
• lose weight
  
• not call everyone who voted for Obama a dumbass
• become a serious blogger
• sprout wings and fly

I shall achieve them all with equal success!