Thoughts for 2010-01-16

• Pat Robertson vs Danny Glover: We're all getting too old for this sh*t. #
• So, who is to blame for the Haiti earthquake? God or Gaia? #
• I'm thinking if I leaned way to the left, I'd automatically become an expert on things I know nothing about. #
• I hope the weather's clear next week. I'd hate for all those voters the Dems are busing into MA to vote don't get stranded in snow. #
• http://www.samaritanspurse.org/index.php/Giving/Haiti_Donation/ #
• There have been two natural disasters in the news this week: Pat Robertson and Danny Glover #
• Initial reports said up to 500,000 dead in Haiti. Estimates now are 50-100,000. Obama created or saved 400,000 lives! #
• Scott Brown to Obama: Don't come to Massachusetts. Br'er Rabbit to Br'er Fox: Don't throw me in the Briar Patch. #
• Gays say Twitter is so "Kid Rock" RT @andylevy: BREAKING: Kid Rock says Twitter is gay. http://is.gd/6kPAD #
• Todd Grantham leaves Dallas for UGA. Do you blame him? And Al Groh gets a job at Tech. http://bit.ly/6juuTB #
• 15 min after St Patrick's School (Phenix City AL) let out, it was on fire. They think all students are safe http://bit.ly/5cyj9u #
• WTVM Columbus reports no injuries at end-of-school-day fire at Phenix City AL private school http://bit.ly/8z9tVT #
• Wife normally goes grocery shopping alone. Recent crime has her spooked. She's asked me to go along as her bodyguard. #
• SHE: Go to the store with me as my bodyguard. ME: You want your body guarded? I'm on top of that. SHE: (silence) #
• Because nothing says "I love you" like "I want to drain all the blood from your body" #
  
• Jeff Zucker called the cops on Conan O'Brien ... when they were at Harvard in the 1980s http://bit.ly/5Hy7aL #
• Barney Frank: "If Scott Brown wins, it'll kill the health bill" http://bit.ly/5gTONN Why is Frank campaigning for Brown? #