Saturday, February 27, 2010

Doctor Al Gore

Another award for Al Gore
The University of Tennessee, fresh off banning of ownership of handguns by student-athletes, ups its moonbattery status by awarding Al Gore with an honorary doctorate.
The degree - an Honorary Doctor of Laws and Humane Letters in Ecology and Evolutionary Biology - will be given to Gore at the spring commencement exercises of the College of Arts and Sciences on May 14, where he will be the featured speaker.
"Why?" you ask. Let's see what UT Knoxville Chancellor Jimmy G. Cheek said:
"Vice President Gore's career has been marked by visionary leadership, and his work has quite literally changed our planet for the better,"
No, this isn't a joke. He was serious when he said it. Really.

Now, I'm not saying that Gore shouldn't be given an award or a degree. I'm just not sure that the degree he's getting is most appropriate.

What awards and degrees should Al Gore have?
  • Nobel Prize in Literature (Fiction)
  • Bachelor of Settled Science
  • Hugo Award
  • Doctor of Asshattery
  • Master of Arrogance
  • Academy Award for Acting ... Like An Idiot
I'm sure there are many other awards and degrees that Al Gore should possess.

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