Tuesday, January 1, 2013

Resolutions for 2013

I hereby resolve to:
  • be tolerant of liberals
  • not call everyone who voted for Obama a moron
  • not throw rocks at the neighbors' dogs
  • not make fun of rednecks
  • not make fun of yankees
  • not call everyone who voted for Obama an idiot
  • be a role model for the children
  • compliment people more often
  • not call everyone who voted for Obama a dumbass
  • sprout wings and fly
I shall achieve them all with equal success! Happy New Year!

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