Friday, August 16, 2013

Draft - Boycott Wendy's for its support of [something]

[Note to editors: URGENT! More research needed to determine which of the following is to be published. Is Wendy's considered a right-wing or a left-wing organization? Need response urgently. This post is scheduled for 10:00 AM, and I must have an answer prior. Thanks, Basil]

[If Wendy's is right-wing]

The new Wendy's logo is a disgrace. Have you noticed it? Here it is:


See it? It says "MOM" right there under her chin, on her collar.



Now you see it? Good. Only, bad. Here's why.

Wendy's usage of "Mom" is a clear slap as male, single-sex families. It's like gay couples don't have the right to raise children.

Here's why I'm taking this so personally. My nephew and his husband live near Boston, and are doing a wonderful job of raising their adopted son -- Wendy's ought to appreciate that much of their relationship, what with the Dave Thomas Foundation and all -- and I don't appreciate their approach of subtly criticizing their family.

My great-nephew is being raised by a loving couple, and the fact there's no "mom" in the family doesn't make it any less a family.

I call for a boycott of Wendy's. And I hope you'll join me.


[If Wendy's is left-wing]

The new Wendy's logo is a disgrace. Have you noticed it? Here it is:



See it? It says "MOM" right there under her chin, on her collar.



Now you see it? Good. Only, bad. Here's why.

The Wendy's logo is a young girl. And the clearly-visible "MOM" in the logo is a promotion of teen pregnancy. It's saying that it's okay for a young girl like Wendy (in the logo) to be a mom.

With teen pregnancy and single-parent families on the rise, we're raising another generation that is beginning life playing catch-up. And the sad truth is, many never do. Wendy's promotion of teen pregnancy through subtle advertising is helping contribute to this growing problem in this country.

Left-wing organizations like Wendy's need to avoid such political agenda and should focus on the food, not helping to promote the decline of the nation.

I call for a boycott of Wendy's. And I hope you'll join me.


[Note to editors: Again, please respond quickly with a determination of whether Wendy's is left-wing or right-wing. I'm angry about this whole logo thing, but I need to know why. Thanks. -- Basil]

11 comments:

  1. Now That's Bitter (tm)

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  2. "Wendy's logo has got to go"



    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FoPmd_wc7s8

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  3. but wendy's has the pretzel bacon burger. how can they be bad?

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  4. The Editors obviously didn't respond in time, Basil.



    Let me help:



    Reasons Wendy's could be right-wing:



    1. She's a red-head. All red-heads are Conservative. Red is Republican.

    2. She's probably Irish - again, Conservative by definition.

    3. She's wearing a blue-striped blouse and blue ribbons. A clear sign she's trying to appeal to all voters that right-wing cheeseburgers are 'safe.'



    Reasons Wendy's could be left wing:



    1. She's wearing a blue-striped blouse and blue ribbons. Blue is Democrat - and a sign of poor blood circulation. She's probably very sick.

    2. She's not wearing a Cross for a necklace thereby remaining religion-neutral. Only a Left-winger would worry about that.

    3. Her freckles appear to be related to her diet. Left-wingers eat too much fast food and are obese. Below the neck (not shown), she's a fat kid.



    Draw your own conclusions from this fair and balanced analysis.

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  5. @4 Jimmy



    she's not wearing a cross because she is pro-vampire

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  6. What are you Basil? Are you some kind of an Elitist? Why do you think you should get to know WHY you're angry. Just be angry for the joy of being angry. You don't need no stinkin' reason. be like the rest of us.

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  7. With teen pregnancy and single-parent families on the rise, we’re raising another generation that is beginning life playing catch-up. And the sad truth is, many never do. Wendy’s promotion of teen pregnancy through subtle advertising is helping contribute to this growing problem in this country.



    It isn't teen pregnancy that Liberals deplore, it is teen motherhood. The logo should thus be condemned for its blatant anti-choice message that teens should become moms instead of "women's healthcare" recipients. As for single-parent families, they breed (heh! breed!) dependency on governmental handouts and thus are encouraged by the libs. Contradictory? Well, you have to take into consideration that LOOK! SQUIRREL!

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  8. To further muddle the issue, turned upside down the message is "WOW," which obviously stands for "War On Women." Would that be for, or against?

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  9. Since you capitalized "Life," I assume you're talking about the game by Hasbro (previously by Milton Bradley). Used to have one of those years ago. Wonder whatever happened to that. I think I'll head over to Target and look for one. Thanks!

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