"Extremism in the defense of liberty is no vice! ... Moderation in the pursuit of justice is no virtue!" - Barry Goldwater
For years I've been starting out my day with a bacon and chocolate sandwich. Just fry up some bacon stick it between two Hershey bars and enjoy. Sure it'll quadruple your cholesterol, double your blood pressure, and take five years off your life...but it does beat the hell out of a bowl of cheerios.
The Korova Milk Bar sells this as part of the milk plus menu...milk plus bacon.
AAAck! My Precious! Ruins good baconsess with their nasty chololateessss. Why Precious?! WHY!? Gollum! Gollum!