Monday, November 7, 2016

Promises


You wanted to see me?


Sit down!


Is something wrong?


"Is something wrong?" Yes something's wrong. I'm running against Donald Trump -- DONALD F#@%$#% TRUMP -- and the polls are tightening and it looks like I might not win this thing! Doesn't that sound like something's wrong to you?!


I'm not sure why you're angry with me about this...


You're not sure why I'm angry with you? Listen, moron. You told me you had a sure-fire way of guaranteeing my coronation, election, and if the trend keeps up, instead of celebrating a victory, I'll be at Epstein's place trying to forget this whole fiasco. And I'll make sure you're there, too, but not as a guest. You get me?


Yes, ma'am.


What?!?


Yes, Your Highness.


That's better. Now you get that piece of $#@% on the phone and get this fixed. And you tell that #$%@&%-$#%&@% that I'll Vince Foster him so fast he won't know what hit him.


Hello, Nick?


John! Lovely to hear from you again.


Look, Z, we got a problem.


There are no problems, only opportunities.


Hillary's pissed.


Not at me. I've done my part.


She's not running away with this thing. It's close. She might lose.


Well, now, with everything I've done, if she's not winning, it's her own fault.


Look, Z, I need you to step up.


You can count on it. Don't worry. I got this.


I'll tell her. And I appreciate that. See you at dinner?


Sounds lovely. Bye bye, now.


It's under control.


It damn sure better be.

... Meanwhile ...


Hello? Yes, I wanted to renew my offer. I can guarantee you ...


Save it. I don't need your help.

6 comments:

  1. Wish Z were running third party. Why vote for a lesser evil?

    BTW, I don’t recognize z’s pic. Got a reference link?

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    1. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mJEjwi0lRPY

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