tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3052406779197845814.post4918905332862353792..comments2024-03-14T01:22:21.483-04:00Comments on Basil's Blog: Bicycle RaceBasilhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00304218067534993876noreply@blogger.comBlogger15125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3052406779197845814.post-14085791084283389782014-08-06T07:02:06.000-04:002014-08-06T07:02:06.000-04:00trick question. nobody wins.trick question. nobody wins.blargnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3052406779197845814.post-20176378313086317122014-08-06T07:04:58.000-04:002014-08-06T07:04:58.000-04:00PutinPutinRiharnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3052406779197845814.post-80092030982973995092014-08-06T07:06:30.000-04:002014-08-06T07:06:30.000-04:00@2 Rihar - speaking of which, the above pic needs ...@2 Rihar - speaking of which, the above pic needs Putin on a Harley to make it complete:<br><br>http://www.inrumor.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/Vladimir-Putin-Harley-Davidson.jpgHarveyhttp://www.imao.usnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3052406779197845814.post-23539214736274770742014-08-06T07:14:25.000-04:002014-08-06T07:14:25.000-04:00Depends on who is the doper and who is the dopee. ...Depends on who is the doper and who is the dopee. You might notice that neither is wearing a yellow jersey.Burtnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3052406779197845814.post-48502949967345902362014-08-06T07:40:19.000-04:002014-08-06T07:40:19.000-04:00neither, they would both be mocked by Nelson Muntz...neither, they would both be mocked by Nelson Muntz and go home crying.mikenoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3052406779197845814.post-64407307049515202662014-08-06T07:44:51.000-04:002014-08-06T07:44:51.000-04:00obvious photoshop. no training wheels on either.obvious photoshop. <br><br>no training wheels on either.jwnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3052406779197845814.post-34988201733209959872014-08-06T07:58:34.000-04:002014-08-06T07:58:34.000-04:00Whoever smoked the most choom before the race. But...Whoever smoked the most choom before the race. But they both get blue ribbons for participating.Jimmynoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3052406779197845814.post-57280736940256578512014-08-06T08:12:45.000-04:002014-08-06T08:12:45.000-04:00We win if the tractor trailer is accurate...We win if the tractor trailer is accurate...Chishnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3052406779197845814.post-76093920478484557182014-08-06T09:48:55.000-04:002014-08-06T09:48:55.000-04:00So, in a bicycle race between Barack Obama and Joh...So, in a bicycle race between Barack Obama and John Kerry, who would win?<br><br>The Late Night Show comedians?Chipnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3052406779197845814.post-78228015705045901992014-08-06T12:10:30.000-04:002014-08-06T12:10:30.000-04:009-Chip-only the ones willing to be subjected a lon...9-Chip-only the ones willing to be subjected a long, painful IRS audit.Gregnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3052406779197845814.post-63501376722167686422014-08-06T13:12:24.000-04:002014-08-06T13:12:24.000-04:00The country wins whenever both of them are on thei...The country wins whenever both of them are on their bicycles, because they aren't actively messing things up.Iowa Jimnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3052406779197845814.post-88651679660626615022014-08-06T15:43:10.000-04:002014-08-06T15:43:10.000-04:00The winner is the one with the most Hello Kitty de...The winner is the one with the most Hello Kitty decals on his bike.<br><br>(It's amazing that such a pair of dorks can cause so much mischief in the world. Obama really lit up the Middle East with his idiotic Arab Spring -- back-stabbing Gadhafi, Mubarak, the Iraqis, and everybody else in sight.)Larry Enoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3052406779197845814.post-15683335897586741062014-08-06T17:34:39.000-04:002014-08-06T17:34:39.000-04:00Speaking of bicycles, did you know John Kerry was ...Speaking of bicycles, did you know John Kerry was in Vietnam?@boston_bubbanoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3052406779197845814.post-55830910490497081632014-08-07T10:01:10.000-04:002014-08-07T10:01:10.000-04:00I'm sure it would be the one who wins the slap...I'm sure it would be the one who wins the slap fight after they bump into each other and fall just short of the finish line. Which will be Bush's fault, naturallya guy named Robnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3052406779197845814.post-52841747268729400882014-08-07T12:08:37.000-04:002014-08-07T12:08:37.000-04:00The front gears and chains on both bikes win, beca...The front gears and chains on both bikes win, because they snags their pant legs and devour both of them before their secret service details can do anything about it (and also because I'm betting neither is smart enough to stop peddling when this happens - kind of like how they govern!). Also: riding a bike in slacks in not exercise - it's a photo op.iandelornoreply@blogger.com