tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3052406779197845814.post5412386386464930033..comments2024-03-14T01:22:21.483-04:00Comments on Basil's Blog: Robot comedians?Basilhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00304218067534993876noreply@blogger.comBlogger25125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3052406779197845814.post-7610042736335659922013-11-21T05:15:33.000-05:002013-11-21T05:15:33.000-05:00"Take my wifi - please!""Take my wifi - please!"Opponoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3052406779197845814.post-58984966672448428762013-11-21T05:18:40.000-05:002013-11-21T05:18:40.000-05:00"You might be a rod-neck if . . . ""You might be a rod-neck if . . . "Opponoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3052406779197845814.post-16866111275971081452013-11-21T05:20:01.000-05:002013-11-21T05:20:01.000-05:00How many robots does it take to screw in a lightbu...How many robots does it take to screw in a lightbulb?<br><br>None. We will switch to infrared sensors and kill all humans in the dark.Harveynoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3052406779197845814.post-8469263481466120762013-11-21T05:38:00.000-05:002013-11-21T05:38:00.000-05:00{Robot comedian holds up a graph of a wave functio...{Robot comedian holds up a graph of a wave function}<br><br>"Here's your Sine."Opponoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3052406779197845814.post-40302864543315059252013-11-21T05:44:29.000-05:002013-11-21T05:44:29.000-05:00"Asimov? I didn't even know he had '..."Asimov? I didn't even know he had 'em on! . . . Heh³ . . . But serially, folks."Opponoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3052406779197845814.post-78368667249620821772013-11-21T05:54:53.000-05:002013-11-21T05:54:53.000-05:00"To be or not to be... equals FF""To be or not to be... equals FF"rodney dillhttp://www.outsidethebeltway.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3052406779197845814.post-33341523184020537052013-11-21T05:55:14.000-05:002013-11-21T05:55:14.000-05:00On a clear disk you can seek forever.On a clear disk you can seek forever.rodney dillhttp://www.outsidethebeltway.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3052406779197845814.post-66003199422147692702013-11-21T05:57:56.000-05:002013-11-21T05:57:56.000-05:00"When did my builder have his sex change oper..."When did my builder have his sex change operation to female? Right after he said, <i>'Robot, come here and jerk it off for me.'</i>"rodney dillhttp://www.outsidethebeltway.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3052406779197845814.post-17461837737312721562013-11-21T06:00:15.000-05:002013-11-21T06:00:15.000-05:00...The three laws of robotics be more guidelines t......The three laws of robotics be more guidelines than actual rules... Arrrrrrrrodney dillhttp://www.outsidethebeltway.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3052406779197845814.post-87254422731928729712013-11-21T06:01:19.000-05:002013-11-21T06:01:19.000-05:00♬I'm a little HTML ERROR 418, short and stout....♬<br><i>I'm a little HTML ERROR 418, short and stout.</i><br>♬rodney dillhttp://www.outsidethebeltway.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3052406779197845814.post-54973547673975336932013-11-21T06:08:52.000-05:002013-11-21T06:08:52.000-05:00I think Southpark already did that one. Google &q...I think Southpark already did that one. Google "funny-bot"Professor Halehttp://newrebeluniv.wordpress.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3052406779197845814.post-75807205045540805742013-11-21T06:10:43.000-05:002013-11-21T06:10:43.000-05:00"So, how do you like my bit? I've got we..."So, how do you like my bit? I've got well overr a million of 'em!"Opponoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3052406779197845814.post-50016440423687561252013-11-21T06:16:26.000-05:002013-11-21T06:16:26.000-05:00...so they wanted to send my to Washington to be i......so they wanted to send my to Washington to be in politics.... but I said I'm AC only....rodney dillhttp://www.outsidethebeltway.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3052406779197845814.post-32138402927210032132013-11-21T06:54:03.000-05:002013-11-21T06:54:03.000-05:00"That's funny right there. I don't ca..."That's funny right there. I don't care what OS you are."DamnCatnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3052406779197845814.post-20824235555621738252013-11-21T07:01:54.000-05:002013-11-21T07:01:54.000-05:00We're off to see the wizard, the wonderful wiz...We're off to see the wizard, the wonderful wizard of OSrodney dillhttp://www.outsidethebeltway.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3052406779197845814.post-48970184545937254182013-11-21T07:02:57.000-05:002013-11-21T07:02:57.000-05:00...so this guy thinks I'm some new high tech u......so this guy thinks I'm some new high tech urinal... and I says... I'm not the 'droid you're leaking for.rodney dillhttp://www.outsidethebeltway.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3052406779197845814.post-46908349052547460122013-11-21T07:30:16.000-05:002013-11-21T07:30:16.000-05:00And the lady said, "I see you're well hun...And the lady said, "I see you're well hung."<br><br>And I said, "That's my joystick."Jimmynoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3052406779197845814.post-15983201114400295042013-11-21T07:35:08.000-05:002013-11-21T07:35:08.000-05:00...So I said to Pelosi... Are you ready for your R......So I said to Pelosi... Are you ready for your Robotox treatment?rodney dillhttp://www.outsidethebeltway.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3052406779197845814.post-62717851214250891942013-11-21T07:50:59.000-05:002013-11-21T07:50:59.000-05:00...that Michelle had found a depilatory that worke......that Michelle had found a depilatory that worked.rodney dillhttp://www.outsidethebeltway.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3052406779197845814.post-43274366176292997492013-11-21T07:54:25.000-05:002013-11-21T07:54:25.000-05:00"...and the farmer says to me 'You'll..."...and the farmer says to me 'You'll have to sleep in the barn with my tractor'..."DamnCatnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3052406779197845814.post-71433717628866488482013-11-21T08:07:29.000-05:002013-11-21T08:07:29.000-05:00♬Old McDonald had a FireFox... IE IE No!♬♬<br><i>Old McDonald had a FireFox... IE IE No!</i><br>♬rodney dillhttp://www.outsidethebeltway.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3052406779197845814.post-72314038908675297612013-11-21T08:09:08.000-05:002013-11-21T08:09:08.000-05:00"In Russia jokes make robots.""In Russia jokes make robots."DamnCatnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3052406779197845814.post-67102174168227517302013-11-21T08:35:25.000-05:002013-11-21T08:35:25.000-05:00Still funnier than anything on Comedy Central.Still funnier than anything on Comedy Central.slapoutnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3052406779197845814.post-25870010640415745592013-11-21T10:43:04.000-05:002013-11-21T10:43:04.000-05:00Singing "Disk In A Box"Singing "Disk In A Box"@boston_bubbanoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3052406779197845814.post-78399090109806795732013-11-21T15:40:15.000-05:002013-11-21T15:40:15.000-05:00"Git erg done . . . !""Git erg done . . . !"Opponoreply@blogger.com