tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3052406779197845814.post6814757416977739699..comments2024-03-14T01:22:21.483-04:00Comments on Basil's Blog: When spiders attackBasilhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00304218067534993876noreply@blogger.comBlogger5125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3052406779197845814.post-76704694409768767652013-10-21T06:35:43.000-04:002013-10-21T06:35:43.000-04:00"They’ll crawl up in your ears at night when ...<i>"They’ll crawl up in your ears at night when you try to sleep."</i><br><br>What spiders really like is crawling into your bed and waiting for you to join them with your body heat. Then, like a good Democrat, they snack on you during the night. It's the equivalent of Federal housing and food stamps all in one.Jimmynoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3052406779197845814.post-85337715376066067742013-10-21T08:11:55.000-04:002013-10-21T08:11:55.000-04:00So where should we put this airbag control module...So where should we put this airbag control module thing?<br><br>I don't know, somewhere underneath the car where it won't be in the way. It's not real important like the carburetor and all that stuff.<br><br>But what if it gets wet? It's got wires, I don't think wire things are supposed to get wet.<br><br>How's it going to get wet? It's got the whole car on top of it to protect it from getting wet, the water falls from the sky, duh. <br><br>Oh yeah.<br><br>Yeah, it's some spider's fault....NO_MO_BAMAhttp://www.swfcabin.com/open/1256414086noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3052406779197845814.post-36411744019574453892013-10-21T09:51:08.000-04:002013-10-21T09:51:08.000-04:00I tolerate spiders in my home so long as they are ...I tolerate spiders in my home so long as they are daddy-long-legs or funnel spiders (way cool) or fuzzy widdle wolf spiders. If they have bulbous bodies and resemble black or brown widows in any way, instant death sentence. Despite my tolerance of spiders, I do think this is just about the funniest thing I have ever seen on the subject: http://hyperboleandahalf.blogspot.com/2010/03/spiders-are-scary-its-okay-to-be-afraid.htmlCrabbyOldBatnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3052406779197845814.post-27341863925396992602013-10-21T09:56:49.000-04:002013-10-21T09:56:49.000-04:00I'm also pretty fond of this: http://theoatme...I'm also pretty fond of this: http://theoatmeal.com/blog/cobwebs<br><br>This happens pretty much every day in the Spring. Spiders LOVE my porch. (Probably because I tend to leave the porch light on all night (I heart my carbon footprint!), attracting flying prey into the webbery.)CrabbyOldBatnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3052406779197845814.post-12761295306193917762013-10-22T06:00:55.000-04:002013-10-22T06:00:55.000-04:00[…] up with animals acting all crazy and stuff? We...[…] up with animals acting all crazy and stuff? We had spiders sabotaging Toyotas. Now, we got oarfish invading California. There was one found last week on Catalina Island. Now, […]IMAO » Blog Archive » When critters attackhttp://www.imao.us/index.php/2013/10/when-critters-attack/noreply@blogger.com