Real headlines from real news sites with not-so-real subheads
From Fox News:
Mathematicians Discover 13-Million-Digit Prime Number
Value given a name: "Bailout"
From Fox News:
Montana Grizzly Bear Relocated for Stealing Honey
Pooh gets new cellmate
From Fox News:
Man Allegedly Steals Uniform, Poses as Dodgers Player
Will start Monday
From Fox News:
Boardwalk Cartoon Character Fondles Customer, Could Be Deported
Ziggy falls on hard times
From Fox News:
Man Accuses Maryland Doctor of Stapling Buttocks Shut
Thought doctor was a "real ass"
From CNN:
Tribute: Who wouldn't want to be Paul Newman?
Anyone who is still alive
Fom CNN:
Alec Baldwin 'can't wait' to give up acting
It's now unanimous
From CNN:
Crab hitches ride on jellyfish
Obama, Biden campaign together
From CNN:
Russia aims to upgrade nuclear arsenal
Cold War 2.0 hits the shelves
From CBS News:
China Farmer Sentenced For Faked Rare Tiger Photos
Latest Internet craze: Chinese tiger porn
"Extremism in the defense of liberty is no vice! ... Moderation in the pursuit of justice is no virtue!" - Barry Goldwater
Showing posts with label Headlines. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Headlines. Show all posts
Saturday, September 27, 2008
Thursday, August 14, 2008
Headline News
Real headlines from real news sites with not-so-real subheads
From BBC:
Minorities set to be US majority
Definitions of words to be changed
From BBC:
Iran president holds Turkey talks
Ahmadinejad cements status as world's top turkey
From BBC:
Eagles released secretly in Scotland
Don Henley, Glenn Frey finally free
From BBC:
Inside the 'Hague Hilton'
Paris Hilton's cousin releases sex tape
From BBC:
Climate 'altering UK bird habits'
Impact of wind, rain on animals confirmed
From BBC:
Roman coffins discovered at dig
Scientists not sure why Romans buried coffins
From BBC:
Obesity 'equal to terror threat'
TSA to profile fat people
From BBC:
'Pump and Dump' scams targeted
Cops crack gas station restroom ring
From BBC:
Rocky remake leaves O'Brien cold
Conan rejects Sly Stallone's offer
From BBC:
Britney considering MTV comeback
Thankful channel stopped demanding talent in 1986
From BBC:
Minorities set to be US majority
Definitions of words to be changed
From BBC:
Iran president holds Turkey talks
Ahmadinejad cements status as world's top turkey
From BBC:
Eagles released secretly in Scotland
Don Henley, Glenn Frey finally free
From BBC:
Inside the 'Hague Hilton'
Paris Hilton's cousin releases sex tape
From BBC:
Climate 'altering UK bird habits'
Impact of wind, rain on animals confirmed
From BBC:
Roman coffins discovered at dig
Scientists not sure why Romans buried coffins
From BBC:
Obesity 'equal to terror threat'
TSA to profile fat people
From BBC:
'Pump and Dump' scams targeted
Cops crack gas station restroom ring
From BBC:
Rocky remake leaves O'Brien cold
Conan rejects Sly Stallone's offer
From BBC:
Britney considering MTV comeback
Thankful channel stopped demanding talent in 1986
Friday, August 8, 2008
Headline News
Real headlines from real news sites with not-so-real subheads
From BBC News:
Mehdi Army 'stops carrying arms'
To carry legs, feet
From BBC News:
Bad spelling 'should be accepted'
Korekt speling iznt emportint
From CBS News:
Woman Riding A Donkey Fights Off Lion With Machete
Uncertain how lion got a machete
From CBS News:
Goats Slip Past Security Fence Near NYC Bridge
First goat trials at Gitmo scheduled for October
From Fox News:
Rep. Gives Plug to 'Paris Hilton Plan' in Energy Debate
Not first time Paris Hilton has been plugged
From Fox News:
Montauk Monster Mystery Goes Hollywood
Also tops Obama VP short list
From Fox News:
Five Puppies Cloned From Dead Pit Bull
Michael Vick to supply cloners for years
From Fox News:
Insider: Paris Hilton's Pipes Not Up to Roxie Hart Role in West End's 'Chicago'
Not first throat problem experienced
From New York Times:
Mars Takes M&M's Out of Their Shell
Now melts in mouth and in hand
From MSNBC:
Polar bear surprise sends scientists fleeing
Polar bear surprise removed from menu
From BBC News:
Mehdi Army 'stops carrying arms'
To carry legs, feet
From BBC News:
Bad spelling 'should be accepted'
Korekt speling iznt emportint
From CBS News:
Woman Riding A Donkey Fights Off Lion With Machete
Uncertain how lion got a machete
From CBS News:
Goats Slip Past Security Fence Near NYC Bridge
First goat trials at Gitmo scheduled for October
From Fox News:
Rep. Gives Plug to 'Paris Hilton Plan' in Energy Debate
Not first time Paris Hilton has been plugged
From Fox News:
Montauk Monster Mystery Goes Hollywood
Also tops Obama VP short list
From Fox News:
Five Puppies Cloned From Dead Pit Bull
Michael Vick to supply cloners for years
From Fox News:
Insider: Paris Hilton's Pipes Not Up to Roxie Hart Role in West End's 'Chicago'
Not first throat problem experienced
From New York Times:
Mars Takes M&M's Out of Their Shell
Now melts in mouth and in hand
From MSNBC:
Polar bear surprise sends scientists fleeing
Polar bear surprise removed from menu
Monday, August 4, 2008
Headline News
Real headlines from real news sites with not-so-real subheads
From BBC News:
Microsoft sees end of Windows era
Mac sale increase
From BBC News:
Georgia accused of lethal attack
Florida calls police
From BBC News:
Eight more deaths linked to bug
Killer aphid sought
From BBC News:
Parents forget child at airport
Kevin McCallister can't catch a break
From CBS News:
"Hidden" Van Gogh Found -- In Plain Sight!
Mary Shannon strikes it rich
From CBS News:
Woman, 97, Says Cat's Yowling Saved Her From Fire
Underwriters Laboratory approves burning cat fire alarm
From CNN:
'Underwear researcher' indicted
Attorney files briefs seeking dismissal
From CNN:
Chicago confronts a crime wave
Now in 171st year
From Fox News:
Researchers Recreate Universe's First Star
Second Obama created in laboratory
From Reuters:
Ancestor of T-Rex dinosaur unearthed in Poland
John McCain's baby brother found
From BBC News:
Microsoft sees end of Windows era
Mac sale increase
From BBC News:
Georgia accused of lethal attack
Florida calls police
From BBC News:
Eight more deaths linked to bug
Killer aphid sought
From BBC News:
Parents forget child at airport
Kevin McCallister can't catch a break
From CBS News:
"Hidden" Van Gogh Found -- In Plain Sight!
Mary Shannon strikes it rich
From CBS News:
Woman, 97, Says Cat's Yowling Saved Her From Fire
Underwriters Laboratory approves burning cat fire alarm
From CNN:
'Underwear researcher' indicted
Attorney files briefs seeking dismissal
From CNN:
Chicago confronts a crime wave
Now in 171st year
From Fox News:
Researchers Recreate Universe's First Star
Second Obama created in laboratory
From Reuters:
Ancestor of T-Rex dinosaur unearthed in Poland
John McCain's baby brother found
Saturday, August 2, 2008
Headline News
Real headlines from real news sites with not-so-real subheads
From Fox News:
The Butcher, the Barbers and the Fake Martian Monkey
Obama narrows vice-presidential short list
From Fox News:
Dinosaurs, Cavemen and Mammoths
McCain narrows vice-presidential short list
From Fox News:
Former Air Force Sergeant Sentenced for Killing Pregnant Wife With Hammer
Must reimburse Air Force $400 for hammer
From Fox News:
Hidden Portrait Found Beneath Van Gogh Painting
Original painting of dogs playing poker found
From CNN:
Cops: Cougar spotted on college campus
No striped cougars found
From Reuters:
Guantanamo court holds secret session
Don't tell anyone
From Reuters:
Verizon workers picket as union talks near deadline
Union asks management, "Can you hear me now?"
From Reuters:
IOC "surprised" by Games web censorship
Had no idea China would act like China
From CNN:
'Holy Grail' of baseball cards sells for $1.62M
'Life of Brian' card fails to draw bid
From AJC:
Dapper thieves in Cobb
Large supply of dappers stolen
From Fox News:
The Butcher, the Barbers and the Fake Martian Monkey
Obama narrows vice-presidential short list
From Fox News:
Dinosaurs, Cavemen and Mammoths
McCain narrows vice-presidential short list
From Fox News:
Former Air Force Sergeant Sentenced for Killing Pregnant Wife With Hammer
Must reimburse Air Force $400 for hammer
From Fox News:
Hidden Portrait Found Beneath Van Gogh Painting
Original painting of dogs playing poker found
From CNN:
Cops: Cougar spotted on college campus
No striped cougars found
From Reuters:
Guantanamo court holds secret session
Don't tell anyone
From Reuters:
Verizon workers picket as union talks near deadline
Union asks management, "Can you hear me now?"
From Reuters:
IOC "surprised" by Games web censorship
Had no idea China would act like China
From CNN:
'Holy Grail' of baseball cards sells for $1.62M
'Life of Brian' card fails to draw bid
From AJC:
Dapper thieves in Cobb
Large supply of dappers stolen
Thursday, July 31, 2008
Headline News
Real headlines from real news sites with not-so-real subheads
From BBC:
Fresh US sanctions for Zimbabwe
Old sanctions were stale, moldy
From New York Times:
Britain: Pair Sentenced in Faked Death
Sentenced to fake hanging
From AJC:
Minn. officers shoot bear with jar stuck on head
Winnie the Pooh killed
From BBC News:
Why Obama needs some jokes of his own
Michelle, Rev. Wright jokes are old
From BBC News:
Big reward after honeymoon murder
Ed Norton, Trixie sought
From CBS News:
Pest Exterminator Lost In Outback Survives On Bugs
Ran out of Chocolate Thunder From Down Under
From CBS News:
NASA Uses Remote Sand Dunes As Stand-in For Moon
Same as faked landings in 1969
From CBS News:
Cheech And Chong High On Reunion Plans
Cheech, Chong show up; Dave still not here
From Los Angeles Times:
Ancient T. rex tissue, or just old slime?
Debate over Sen. Robert Byrd continues
From Los Angeles Times:
Famine warning signs seen in North Korea
Leaders shocked to discover residents unable to eat enriched uranium, missile parts
From BBC:
Fresh US sanctions for Zimbabwe
Old sanctions were stale, moldy
From New York Times:
Britain: Pair Sentenced in Faked Death
Sentenced to fake hanging
From AJC:
Minn. officers shoot bear with jar stuck on head
Winnie the Pooh killed
From BBC News:
Why Obama needs some jokes of his own
Michelle, Rev. Wright jokes are old
From BBC News:
Big reward after honeymoon murder
Ed Norton, Trixie sought
From CBS News:
Pest Exterminator Lost In Outback Survives On Bugs
Ran out of Chocolate Thunder From Down Under
From CBS News:
NASA Uses Remote Sand Dunes As Stand-in For Moon
Same as faked landings in 1969
From CBS News:
Cheech And Chong High On Reunion Plans
Cheech, Chong show up; Dave still not here
From Los Angeles Times:
Ancient T. rex tissue, or just old slime?
Debate over Sen. Robert Byrd continues
From Los Angeles Times:
Famine warning signs seen in North Korea
Leaders shocked to discover residents unable to eat enriched uranium, missile parts
Monday, July 28, 2008
Headline News
Real headlines from real news sites with not-so-real subheads
From ABC News:
Lawmakers Talk Bush Impeachment
Promise to have him out of office by January 21, 2009
From AJC:
Bodies of missing R.I. couple found in septic tank
Stewie Griffin arrested
From BBC:
Dead UK army dog handler is named
Looking forward to handling dead UK army dogs
From CBS:
Drop Smoking Without Picking Up Weight
Benefits of lung cancer touted
From CBS:
Fla. Woman Attacked By Fox, Then Shot In The Leg
Bill O'Reilly arrested
From Fox News:
Dwarf Tells Court Burglary Is Only Career for Man His Size
Life difficult since mine closed, Snow White moved away
From New York Times:
Mother Exhales After Son's Release in Colombia
Held breath until she turned blue
From NPR:
Sex Without Condoms Is The New Engagement Ring
How to show to friends, relatives, co-workers still being debated
From Reuters:
Dominatrix "sorry" for racing chief orgy row
Has been a bad girl and needs to be punished
From Reuters:
Underwear chicken dare puts man in hospital
Loses cockfight
From ABC News:
Lawmakers Talk Bush Impeachment
Promise to have him out of office by January 21, 2009
From AJC:
Bodies of missing R.I. couple found in septic tank
Stewie Griffin arrested
From BBC:
Dead UK army dog handler is named
Looking forward to handling dead UK army dogs
From CBS:
Drop Smoking Without Picking Up Weight
Benefits of lung cancer touted
From CBS:
Fla. Woman Attacked By Fox, Then Shot In The Leg
Bill O'Reilly arrested
From Fox News:
Dwarf Tells Court Burglary Is Only Career for Man His Size
Life difficult since mine closed, Snow White moved away
From New York Times:
Mother Exhales After Son's Release in Colombia
Held breath until she turned blue
From NPR:
Sex Without Condoms Is The New Engagement Ring
How to show to friends, relatives, co-workers still being debated
From Reuters:
Dominatrix "sorry" for racing chief orgy row
Has been a bad girl and needs to be punished
From Reuters:
Underwear chicken dare puts man in hospital
Loses cockfight
Friday, July 25, 2008
Headline News
Real headlines from real news sites with not-so-real subheads
From BBC News:
New white whale spotted
Now a spotted whale
From CBS News:
McCain Makes Gains In Four Key States
Obama still leads in Iran, North Korea, Venezuela
From CBS News:
Obama's Daughters Aim For "Normal" Lives
McCain offers to help in November
From CNN:
Obama wins hearts, not minds, in Berlin
Obama continues to lead in mindless voters
From Fox News:
Mass. Mom Saw Only 1 Way Out of Foreclosure: Suicide
Still doesn't get to keep house
From Fox News:
Policeman Killed as Communists Storm Philippines Banana Farm
297,000,000 bananas freed
From Fox News:
U.S. Fentanyl Deaths Topped 1,000 Over Two Years
Obama demands US troops pull out of Fentanyl
From Fox News:
Complete Baby Tyrannosaurid Unearthed in Mongolia
New Hide-And-Seek record set
From MSNBC:
Scientists discover Jupiter-sized planet
Located between orbits of Mars and Saturn
From MSNBC:
Group: China world's top executioner
Texas demands recount
From BBC News:
New white whale spotted
Now a spotted whale
From CBS News:
McCain Makes Gains In Four Key States
Obama still leads in Iran, North Korea, Venezuela
From CBS News:
Obama's Daughters Aim For "Normal" Lives
McCain offers to help in November
From CNN:
Obama wins hearts, not minds, in Berlin
Obama continues to lead in mindless voters
From Fox News:
Mass. Mom Saw Only 1 Way Out of Foreclosure: Suicide
Still doesn't get to keep house
From Fox News:
Policeman Killed as Communists Storm Philippines Banana Farm
297,000,000 bananas freed
From Fox News:
U.S. Fentanyl Deaths Topped 1,000 Over Two Years
Obama demands US troops pull out of Fentanyl
From Fox News:
Complete Baby Tyrannosaurid Unearthed in Mongolia
New Hide-And-Seek record set
From MSNBC:
Scientists discover Jupiter-sized planet
Located between orbits of Mars and Saturn
From MSNBC:
Group: China world's top executioner
Texas demands recount
Thursday, July 24, 2008
Headline News
Real headlines from real news sites with not-so-real subheads
From AJC:
McDonald's finds way to get Europeans to embrace fast food
McHaggis, Frog Nuggets debut on menu
From CBS News:
Italian Court: Jeans Do Not Prevent Rape
Other rulings include: Water is wet, Fire is hot
From CBS News:
Obama Shows Hawkish Side On Mideast Trip
Still afraid to face O'Reilly on Fox News
From CBS News:
Couple Claim Mysterious Noise Plagues Their House
Only occur when MTV is on
From CNN:
McCain, Obama causing marital tension
California wedding between candidates on the rocks
From CNN:
Study: Girls equal to boys in math skills
Test scores equal over 130% of the time
From CNN:
Ladies: 5 ways to get your sex life going
Ten, if you count the other hand
From CNN:
Obama tells Berlin: I am citizen of world
Withdraws from US presidential race, announces run for president of world
From Fox News:
Pack of Giant Bears Attacks Miners, Eats Two of Them
Yogi, Boo Boo sought for questioning
From Fox News:
Fossils Reveal Much Warmer Antarctic in Recent Past
Environmentalists blame Bush, time machine
From AJC:
McDonald's finds way to get Europeans to embrace fast food
McHaggis, Frog Nuggets debut on menu
From CBS News:
Italian Court: Jeans Do Not Prevent Rape
Other rulings include: Water is wet, Fire is hot
From CBS News:
Obama Shows Hawkish Side On Mideast Trip
Still afraid to face O'Reilly on Fox News
From CBS News:
Couple Claim Mysterious Noise Plagues Their House
Only occur when MTV is on
From CNN:
McCain, Obama causing marital tension
California wedding between candidates on the rocks
From CNN:
Study: Girls equal to boys in math skills
Test scores equal over 130% of the time
From CNN:
Ladies: 5 ways to get your sex life going
Ten, if you count the other hand
From CNN:
Obama tells Berlin: I am citizen of world
Withdraws from US presidential race, announces run for president of world
From Fox News:
Pack of Giant Bears Attacks Miners, Eats Two of Them
Yogi, Boo Boo sought for questioning
From Fox News:
Fossils Reveal Much Warmer Antarctic in Recent Past
Environmentalists blame Bush, time machine
Wednesday, July 23, 2008
Headline News
Real headlines from real news sites with not-so-real subheads
From ABC News:
Bank of America Beats Expectations
Expectations threaten to sue
From ABC News:
NASA Collects Urine to Test Space Toilet
If experiment fails, will really be pissed
From BBC:
Lesbos locals lose attempt to ban use of the term 'lesbian'
Plan B: Change city name to "Dykesville"
From BBC:
Computer mouse faces extinction
Sierra Club calls for ban on touch screens
From CNN:
Cruise ship dancer killed by police
Isaac, Gopher escape
From CBS News:
Obama: Surge Doesn't Meet Long-Term Goals
Has made US surrender nearly impossible
From Fox News:
Mars Phoenix Lander Pulls All-Nighter
"Space Probes Gone Wild" video series released
From Fox News:
Animal Shelter Will House Dogs Trained to Have Sex With Woman
Will attempt to teach dogs missionary position
From Fox News:
'View' Host Sherri Shepherd: 'I Had More Abortions Than I Would Like to Count'
Mother had one too few
From Fox News:
Star Explodes Unnotice
Al Qaeda claims credit
From ABC News:
Bank of America Beats Expectations
Expectations threaten to sue
From ABC News:
NASA Collects Urine to Test Space Toilet
If experiment fails, will really be pissed
From BBC:
Lesbos locals lose attempt to ban use of the term 'lesbian'
Plan B: Change city name to "Dykesville"
From BBC:
Computer mouse faces extinction
Sierra Club calls for ban on touch screens
From CNN:
Cruise ship dancer killed by police
Isaac, Gopher escape
From CBS News:
Obama: Surge Doesn't Meet Long-Term Goals
Has made US surrender nearly impossible
From Fox News:
Mars Phoenix Lander Pulls All-Nighter
"Space Probes Gone Wild" video series released
From Fox News:
Animal Shelter Will House Dogs Trained to Have Sex With Woman
Will attempt to teach dogs missionary position
From Fox News:
'View' Host Sherri Shepherd: 'I Had More Abortions Than I Would Like to Count'
Mother had one too few
From Fox News:
Star Explodes Unnotice
Al Qaeda claims credit
Tuesday, July 22, 2008
Headline News
Real headlines from real news sites with not-so-real subheads
From CBS News:
$550K "Wardrobe Malfunction" Fine Tossed
FCC now officially biggest boobs in Super Bowl half-time show
From CBS News:
Men Sentenced For Setting Friend's Crotch Ablaze
Barred for life from singing "Chestnuts roasting on an open fire"
From CNN:
Missing soldier found; husband charged
Obama calls for U.S. troops to pull out of Texas
From Fox News:
Doctors Say Baby Has Liver of 35-Year-Old Alcoholic
Alcoholic wants liver back
From Boston Globe:
9 alleged adulterers to be stoned to death
Clinton cancels trip to Iran
From Philadelphia Inquirer:
Ex-con sues AmEx, says it aided search for him
New slogan: Don't leave prison without it
From Philadelphia Inquirer:
Man flees police in underwear after traffic stop
Arrested after brief chase
From San Francisco Chronicle:
Man Awaiting Trial Tries To Slice Off Genitals
Tries to show prosecutor he's nuts
From AJC:
Wendy Williams, Omarosa battle on air
Dog fighting still illegal, bitch fights attract audience
From CNN:
Pay to have fish nibble the skin off your feet
Piranha 'R' Us opens first store
From CBS News:
$550K "Wardrobe Malfunction" Fine Tossed
FCC now officially biggest boobs in Super Bowl half-time show
From CBS News:
Men Sentenced For Setting Friend's Crotch Ablaze
Barred for life from singing "Chestnuts roasting on an open fire"
From CNN:
Missing soldier found; husband charged
Obama calls for U.S. troops to pull out of Texas
From Fox News:
Doctors Say Baby Has Liver of 35-Year-Old Alcoholic
Alcoholic wants liver back
From Boston Globe:
9 alleged adulterers to be stoned to death
Clinton cancels trip to Iran
From Philadelphia Inquirer:
Ex-con sues AmEx, says it aided search for him
New slogan: Don't leave prison without it
From Philadelphia Inquirer:
Man flees police in underwear after traffic stop
Arrested after brief chase
From San Francisco Chronicle:
Man Awaiting Trial Tries To Slice Off Genitals
Tries to show prosecutor he's nuts
From AJC:
Wendy Williams, Omarosa battle on air
Dog fighting still illegal, bitch fights attract audience
From CNN:
Pay to have fish nibble the skin off your feet
Piranha 'R' Us opens first store
Sunday, July 20, 2008
Headline News
Real headlines from real news site with not-so-real subheads
From Chicago Tribune:
Hotels get hip to the needs of 21st Century travelers
First lesson: No one says 'get hip' any more
From CNN:
Obama takes campaign overseas
Effort to meet with most vocal supporters
From CBS:
Iran Rules Out Suspending Uranium Program
Israel offers to help with suspending program
From Fox News:
Petraeus: Al Qaeda Could Be Moving Away From Iraq
Group plans move into White House in 2009
From Reuters:
Wal-Mart's fashion show previews back-to-school
Other Wal-Mart fashions include flip-flops, ripped jeans, and black bras with white t-shirts
From WTOV:
Weighed down body found in river
Tried to swim with more cement blocks than he could carry
From KIRO:
Experts mull elevator to space
Will skip 13th, 1300th, 13000th floors
From CNN:
Bush 'a total failure,' Pelosi says
Cites failure to achieve third term
From CNN:
Mount McKinley tour goes green
Tour will now be conducted outdoors
From New York Times:
As Gas Prices Rise, Police Turn to Foot Patrols
Ask gangs to convert to 'walk-by' shootings
From Chicago Tribune:
Hotels get hip to the needs of 21st Century travelers
First lesson: No one says 'get hip' any more
From CNN:
Obama takes campaign overseas
Effort to meet with most vocal supporters
From CBS:
Iran Rules Out Suspending Uranium Program
Israel offers to help with suspending program
From Fox News:
Petraeus: Al Qaeda Could Be Moving Away From Iraq
Group plans move into White House in 2009
From Reuters:
Wal-Mart's fashion show previews back-to-school
Other Wal-Mart fashions include flip-flops, ripped jeans, and black bras with white t-shirts
From WTOV:
Weighed down body found in river
Tried to swim with more cement blocks than he could carry
From KIRO:
Experts mull elevator to space
Will skip 13th, 1300th, 13000th floors
From CNN:
Bush 'a total failure,' Pelosi says
Cites failure to achieve third term
From CNN:
Mount McKinley tour goes green
Tour will now be conducted outdoors
From New York Times:
As Gas Prices Rise, Police Turn to Foot Patrols
Ask gangs to convert to 'walk-by' shootings
Saturday, July 19, 2008
Headline News
Real headlines from real news site with not-so-real subheads
From Fox News:
Woman Has Surgery on Giant 110-Pound Legs
Hillary expects full recovery
From Fox News:
Scientist: Pregnancy at 100 Possible in 30 Years
Still finds 70-year-old girlfriend 'hot'
From CNN:
Jimi Hendrix featured in 'Guitar Hero'
Game spinoff, 'Died-In-Own-Vomit Hero' expected in stores by Christmas
From CNN:
SciTechBlog: A "Green Pope"
Bishop of Mars leading candidate to replace pontiff
From ABC News:
Do Dems Have a Better Sense of Humor?
Obama candidacy revealed to be elaborate joke
From AJC:
Soccer players subdue nude man on plane
Team sprang into action once balls were in play
From LA Times:
Verne Troyer drops lawsuit over sex tape
So much fuss over such a little thing
From NY Times:
Obama Fund-Raiser Excludes a Senator-Turned-Lobbyist
Terrorists still welcome, supporters assured
From Reuters:
Ed McMahon sues hospital over injury
Summons notifies administrator, 'You may already be a plaintiff'
From Reuters:
Man claims Subway baked knife into sandwich
New 'Jailbreak Sub' flops
From Fox News:
Woman Has Surgery on Giant 110-Pound Legs
Hillary expects full recovery
From Fox News:
Scientist: Pregnancy at 100 Possible in 30 Years
Still finds 70-year-old girlfriend 'hot'
From CNN:
Jimi Hendrix featured in 'Guitar Hero'
Game spinoff, 'Died-In-Own-Vomit Hero' expected in stores by Christmas
From CNN:
SciTechBlog: A "Green Pope"
Bishop of Mars leading candidate to replace pontiff
From ABC News:
Do Dems Have a Better Sense of Humor?
Obama candidacy revealed to be elaborate joke
From AJC:
Soccer players subdue nude man on plane
Team sprang into action once balls were in play
From LA Times:
Verne Troyer drops lawsuit over sex tape
So much fuss over such a little thing
From NY Times:
Obama Fund-Raiser Excludes a Senator-Turned-Lobbyist
Terrorists still welcome, supporters assured
From Reuters:
Ed McMahon sues hospital over injury
Summons notifies administrator, 'You may already be a plaintiff'
From Reuters:
Man claims Subway baked knife into sandwich
New 'Jailbreak Sub' flops
Friday, April 27, 2007
Headline News 2007-04-27
From Fox News:
6 Penn State Players Charged Over Off-Campus Fight
All future fights must be on-campus
From Fox News:
Georgia Wildfires Flare Up Again, Force Repeat Evacuations
Waycross destryed, damage in the dozens of dollars
From Fox News:
Massachusetts Catholic School Bars Same-Sex Couple From Prom
May apply again after entering priesthood
From Fox News:
Player Wounded in Shooting Sues Duquesne University
Blames PR department for not being as effective as Virgina Tech's
From Fox News:
Rhode Island College DJs Fired for Repeating Imus Comments
John Cleese leads stoning
From Fox News:
Ohio Fraud Defendant Released on Bond After Reciting Bible's 23rd Psalm
Judge sentences man to learn 8th Commandment
From Fox News:
Condom Found in McDonald's Happy Meal, Reports Say
Test markets of Really Happy Meal a success
From Fox News:
Drew Barrymore Named People Magazine's 'Most Beautiful' Person
People Magazine's "Hire the handicapped" program a success
From Fox News:
Spanish Judge Indicts 3 U.S. Soldiers Over Journalist Killing in Iraq
Charges reduced to misdemeanor when judge discoverd it was a journalist
From News Austrailia:
Harry's Head Priced At $625,000
Price is so high because it's never been used
6 Penn State Players Charged Over Off-Campus Fight
All future fights must be on-campus
From Fox News:
Georgia Wildfires Flare Up Again, Force Repeat Evacuations
Waycross destryed, damage in the dozens of dollars
From Fox News:
Massachusetts Catholic School Bars Same-Sex Couple From Prom
May apply again after entering priesthood
From Fox News:
Player Wounded in Shooting Sues Duquesne University
Blames PR department for not being as effective as Virgina Tech's
From Fox News:
Rhode Island College DJs Fired for Repeating Imus Comments
John Cleese leads stoning
From Fox News:
Ohio Fraud Defendant Released on Bond After Reciting Bible's 23rd Psalm
Judge sentences man to learn 8th Commandment
From Fox News:
Condom Found in McDonald's Happy Meal, Reports Say
Test markets of Really Happy Meal a success
From Fox News:
Drew Barrymore Named People Magazine's 'Most Beautiful' Person
People Magazine's "Hire the handicapped" program a success
From Fox News:
Spanish Judge Indicts 3 U.S. Soldiers Over Journalist Killing in Iraq
Charges reduced to misdemeanor when judge discoverd it was a journalist
From News Austrailia:
Harry's Head Priced At $625,000
Price is so high because it's never been used
Thursday, April 26, 2007
Headline News 2007-04-26
From ABC News:
GOP Hopeful Huckabee's Son Arrested for Gun
Endorsed by NRA
From ABC News:
China Invites U.S. Food Inspectors
To include representatives from AKC
From ABC News:
Alec Baldwin Is Sorry
Rest of world discovers what conservatives knew years ago
From ABC News:
Sheryl Crow Clears the Air About Toilet Paper Comments
Now wearing Glade Plug-Ins
From ABC News:
Is Internet Love More Likely to End in Divorce?
Marriages hit Alt-F4
From ABC News:
Canada Announces Greenhouse Gas Targets
Greenhouse Gas Wal-Marts planned next
From ABC News:
N. Koreans on Hunger Strike in Thailand
Even starving Koreans won't eat Thai food
From ABC News:
Entrepreneur Enterprise
Ferengis buy starship
From ABC News:
Vivid New Pictures of a Violent Sun
Police called
From ABC News:
'Monster Mash' Singer Pickett Dies at 69
He's now a graveyard smash
GOP Hopeful Huckabee's Son Arrested for Gun
Endorsed by NRA
From ABC News:
China Invites U.S. Food Inspectors
To include representatives from AKC
From ABC News:
Alec Baldwin Is Sorry
Rest of world discovers what conservatives knew years ago
From ABC News:
Sheryl Crow Clears the Air About Toilet Paper Comments
Now wearing Glade Plug-Ins
From ABC News:
Is Internet Love More Likely to End in Divorce?
Marriages hit Alt-F4
From ABC News:
Canada Announces Greenhouse Gas Targets
Greenhouse Gas Wal-Marts planned next
From ABC News:
N. Koreans on Hunger Strike in Thailand
Even starving Koreans won't eat Thai food
From ABC News:
Entrepreneur Enterprise
Ferengis buy starship
From ABC News:
Vivid New Pictures of a Violent Sun
Police called
From ABC News:
'Monster Mash' Singer Pickett Dies at 69
He's now a graveyard smash
Wednesday, April 25, 2007
Headline News 2007-04-25
From ABC News:
Dems Predict a Win on Iraq Pullout Vote
Thanks Al-Qaeda for support on vote
From ABC News:
Pelosi to Skip Top U.S. General in Iraq's Briefing
Couldn't cancel meeting with Osama
From ABC News:
26 Killed in Chinese Bus Crash
Chinese Fire Drill goes horribly wrong
From ABC News:
Queen of England to Pay Tribute to Virginia Tech Victims
Commissions Elton John to re-write "Candle In The Wind"
From ABC News:
Winnie the Pooh Forces Post Office Evacuation
Was shooting at Eyore
From ABC News:
What's Next for Ex-Duke Prosecutor, Players?
Players write book, "If I Did It"
From ABC News:
Life after rape in Congo
Kennedys show vacation pictures
From ABC News:
Cheney returns to work after leg check-up
Wound from Reid bite healing nicely
From ABC News:
Gay male parents get dedicated fertility program
Will be told where penis is supposed to go
From ABC News:
Men who want children should skip the hot tub
Hot tub sales skyrocket
Dems Predict a Win on Iraq Pullout Vote
Thanks Al-Qaeda for support on vote
From ABC News:
Pelosi to Skip Top U.S. General in Iraq's Briefing
Couldn't cancel meeting with Osama
From ABC News:
26 Killed in Chinese Bus Crash
Chinese Fire Drill goes horribly wrong
From ABC News:
Queen of England to Pay Tribute to Virginia Tech Victims
Commissions Elton John to re-write "Candle In The Wind"
From ABC News:
Winnie the Pooh Forces Post Office Evacuation
Was shooting at Eyore
From ABC News:
What's Next for Ex-Duke Prosecutor, Players?
Players write book, "If I Did It"
From ABC News:
Life after rape in Congo
Kennedys show vacation pictures
From ABC News:
Cheney returns to work after leg check-up
Wound from Reid bite healing nicely
From ABC News:
Gay male parents get dedicated fertility program
Will be told where penis is supposed to go
From ABC News:
Men who want children should skip the hot tub
Hot tub sales skyrocket
Tuesday, April 24, 2007
Headline News 2007-04-24
From CNN:
Reid: Congress will pass Iraq bill within days
Urges president to sign surrender document
From CNN:
'Active' Castro meets China envoy
Filming begins for "Weekend At Fidel's"
From ABC News:
Letterman Plays Washington
Leno plays Jefferson
From ABC News:
Swedish Hospital May Ban Crocs
Alligators, Monitor Lizards may also be restricted
From ABC News:
Obama Blasts Bush's Leadership
Cites own months of experience
From Reuters:
U.S. sees 200th DNA conviction reversal
Still not reliable enough to convict O.J.
From Reuters:
Abbott makes AIDS drug offer to Thailand
Costello thwarts plan
From ABC News:
Ali, Ono Swing To the Top of 'Dancing'
Former heavyweight champ, Lennon widow surprise pair
From NY Daily News:
Hillary Loves Harriet Tubman
Thinks she's sexy
From BBC:
Crow calls for limit on loo paper
Fewer men wanting to date singer
Reid: Congress will pass Iraq bill within days
Urges president to sign surrender document
From CNN:
'Active' Castro meets China envoy
Filming begins for "Weekend At Fidel's"
From ABC News:
Letterman Plays Washington
Leno plays Jefferson
From ABC News:
Swedish Hospital May Ban Crocs
Alligators, Monitor Lizards may also be restricted
From ABC News:
Obama Blasts Bush's Leadership
Cites own months of experience
From Reuters:
U.S. sees 200th DNA conviction reversal
Still not reliable enough to convict O.J.
From Reuters:
Abbott makes AIDS drug offer to Thailand
Costello thwarts plan
From ABC News:
Ali, Ono Swing To the Top of 'Dancing'
Former heavyweight champ, Lennon widow surprise pair
From NY Daily News:
Hillary Loves Harriet Tubman
Thinks she's sexy
From BBC:
Crow calls for limit on loo paper
Fewer men wanting to date singer
Friday, April 20, 2007
Headline News 2007-04-20
From CNN:
Columbine survivor: Emotional roller coaster ahead
Being stalked by Michael Moore next
From CNN:
Students disgusted by killer's manifesto
Didn't approve of killing spree, either
From CNN:
Bush, Democrats fail to bridge differences over Iraq
Agreement not possible as long as Bush refuses to cut and run
From CNN:
Chinese officials crack down on bad English
Thousands charged with Vioration of Engrish Ranguage Raws
From CNN:
'Law & Order' renewal still uncertain
Network reserves right to nip Fred Thompson presidential run
From CNN:
Spector's jurors already think he's guilty
Having actually committed murder weighs against him
From CNN:
Congo criticized over child soldiers
Democrats still support Al-Qaeda child bombers
From CNN:
Fires threaten Georgia's Okefenokee refuge
Residents may have to start marrying outside family
From WGAL:
Police: Phony cop attacked woman
Phony woman had big suprise for phony cop
From KIRO:
Police: Burglar shoots self in foot
Barney Fife: A cop gone wrong
Columbine survivor: Emotional roller coaster ahead
Being stalked by Michael Moore next
From CNN:
Students disgusted by killer's manifesto
Didn't approve of killing spree, either
From CNN:
Bush, Democrats fail to bridge differences over Iraq
Agreement not possible as long as Bush refuses to cut and run
From CNN:
Chinese officials crack down on bad English
Thousands charged with Vioration of Engrish Ranguage Raws
From CNN:
'Law & Order' renewal still uncertain
Network reserves right to nip Fred Thompson presidential run
From CNN:
Spector's jurors already think he's guilty
Having actually committed murder weighs against him
From CNN:
Congo criticized over child soldiers
Democrats still support Al-Qaeda child bombers
From CNN:
Fires threaten Georgia's Okefenokee refuge
Residents may have to start marrying outside family
From WGAL:
Police: Phony cop attacked woman
Phony woman had big suprise for phony cop
From KIRO:
Police: Burglar shoots self in foot
Barney Fife: A cop gone wrong
Wednesday, April 18, 2007
Headline News 2007-04-18
From ABC News:
Find Out How to Catch Depression Early
Join the Democratic Party
From ABC News:
White House Secret Service Hurt in Gun Mishap
Dick Cheney's gun safety class goes awry
From ABC News:
Majority Expect U.S. Will 'Lose' in Iraq
Democrats' strategy paying off
From ABC News:
Missing U.S. Teacher May Have Fallen Off Cliff
Cliff able to breathe again
From ABC News:
Christie's Auctions Prehistoric Objects
Date with Dick Clark fetches record amount
From ABC News:
In presidential race, French resign themselves to pragmatism
History of surrender finally pays off
From ABC News:
Whale Is Spotted in New York Harbor
Striped elsewhere
From ABC News:
Vivid New Pictures of a Violent Sun
Sol blamed for Va. Tech shootings
From ABC News:
'Amphibian Ark' Planned to Save Frogs
God's Plan B begins
From ABC News:
Charles Dickens Theme Park Set to Open
Most popular ride: Estella
Find Out How to Catch Depression Early
Join the Democratic Party
From ABC News:
White House Secret Service Hurt in Gun Mishap
Dick Cheney's gun safety class goes awry
From ABC News:
Majority Expect U.S. Will 'Lose' in Iraq
Democrats' strategy paying off
From ABC News:
Missing U.S. Teacher May Have Fallen Off Cliff
Cliff able to breathe again
From ABC News:
Christie's Auctions Prehistoric Objects
Date with Dick Clark fetches record amount
From ABC News:
In presidential race, French resign themselves to pragmatism
History of surrender finally pays off
From ABC News:
Whale Is Spotted in New York Harbor
Striped elsewhere
From ABC News:
Vivid New Pictures of a Violent Sun
Sol blamed for Va. Tech shootings
From ABC News:
'Amphibian Ark' Planned to Save Frogs
God's Plan B begins
From ABC News:
Charles Dickens Theme Park Set to Open
Most popular ride: Estella
Tuesday, April 17, 2007
Headline News 2007-04-17
From Reuters:
33 dead in Virginia shootings: university president
Reid, Pelosi call for U.S. to withdraw from Virginia
From Reuters:
Stone-throwing fracas mars Madonna's Malawi visit
How fracas obtained stones still unclear
From Reuters:
Asians fear backlash after Virginia school shooting
TSA takes over school security, to profile grey-haired grandmothers
From Reuters:
Virginia Tech massacre "senseless tragedy": Pope
Says Halocaust was tragedy that made sense
From Reuters:
Graceland lures Elvis fans 30 years after King's death
Graceland is such a slut
From Reuters:
O.J. Simpson book sale canceled
Public already knows how he did it
From Reuters:
U.S. woman first to run Boston marathon in orbit
Hard part was getting Boston in orbit
From Reuters:
White House threatens veto of drug price bill
Wants street price to come down
From ABC News:
Seattle Man Charged in Bizarre Duck Case
Earl Billings arrested
From Reuters:
Protesters burn effigies after Gere kisses Shilpa
Gerbil supporters riot
33 dead in Virginia shootings: university president
Reid, Pelosi call for U.S. to withdraw from Virginia
From Reuters:
Stone-throwing fracas mars Madonna's Malawi visit
How fracas obtained stones still unclear
From Reuters:
Asians fear backlash after Virginia school shooting
TSA takes over school security, to profile grey-haired grandmothers
From Reuters:
Virginia Tech massacre "senseless tragedy": Pope
Says Halocaust was tragedy that made sense
From Reuters:
Graceland lures Elvis fans 30 years after King's death
Graceland is such a slut
From Reuters:
O.J. Simpson book sale canceled
Public already knows how he did it
From Reuters:
U.S. woman first to run Boston marathon in orbit
Hard part was getting Boston in orbit
From Reuters:
White House threatens veto of drug price bill
Wants street price to come down
From ABC News:
Seattle Man Charged in Bizarre Duck Case
Earl Billings arrested
From Reuters:
Protesters burn effigies after Gere kisses Shilpa
Gerbil supporters riot
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