From The Washington Post:
Ted Nugent Concert Lawsuit to Go to Trial
Suffers from Cat Scratch Fever, seeks to have medical bills paid
From The Washington Post:
Scientists Scan Data From Saturn's Moon
Picard: "These new scanners are amazing. Number One, prepare an away team. Go get Mr. Data!"
From The Washington Post:
Laser Scans Used on Washington's Teeth
Catches fire, burns
From BBC:
Italy to act on Somalia graves
Rome Theatre to perform "Hamlet" in Mogadishu
From BBC:
Man held in Kilroy manure inquiry
Suspect: "These charges are B.S., man!"
From BBC:
Fungus risk for tsunami survivors
Giant Mushrooms Roam Streets Looking For Blood
From BBC:
Make history compulsory - Tories
Space-Time Continuum To Remain Intact
From CNN:
Rice: 'History is calling us'
Wants to talk about the Tories
From CNN:
Sex selling at Sundance
Hollywood's Most Famous Whores Take Utah By Storm
From CNN:
N.Y. GOP chair will ask Giuliani to run for Senate
Talking Furniture Plots State Future
From CNN money:
Riggs pleads guilty, will pay $16M
Murtaugh getting too old for this s#!+
From ABC News:
Minn. Group Denounces 'Whorehouse Days'
Doesn't want kids to know how they worked their way through college
From ABC News:
School's Seven Sets of Twins Earns Record
To share Fleetwood Mac's "Rumours"
From ABC News:
Suspected Meteorite Inspires Prayer
"Lord, don't let that thing hit me. Amen."
From ABC News:
Fat Fight May Be Waged at School
Sherman Klump, Fat Albert expected to throw down in the cafeteria at noon
From ABC News:
AP: Gitmo Soldier Details Sexual Tactics
"First you take them to a really nice restaurant..."
From ABC News:
Factories Humming but Rehiring Is Slow
Might be better situation if factories knew the words
From ABC News:
Peter Frampton Showing Pearl Jam the Way
Helping group get used to being a has-been
From ABC News:
Wife of 'Brady Bunch' Star Seeks Divorce
... yet he was all alone.
From ABC News:
Former Beatle to Voice Animated Superhero
Obscurity Man to the rescue
Did you read the Washington's denture story? Gross!
ReplyDeleteI find that it's easier to just make up the stories. Like the New York Times does.
ReplyDeletei liked the Peter frampton one the best! good work as usual!
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