tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3052406779197845814.post3929577635626756142..comments2024-03-14T01:22:21.483-04:00Comments on Basil's Blog: Whitey ChristmasBasilhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00304218067534993876noreply@blogger.comBlogger19125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3052406779197845814.post-4755023187526678042013-12-17T05:12:09.000-05:002013-12-17T05:12:09.000-05:00Comedian Kevin Hart says that even the black commu...Comedian Kevin Hart says that even the black community does not want Santa to be black. "If Santa was black, the toys would not get delivered until the 28th or 29th."Matt Mussonnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3052406779197845814.post-38311927151840427612013-12-17T05:15:59.000-05:002013-12-17T05:15:59.000-05:00Ya know what I hate? When people put on fake facia...Ya know what I hate? When people put on fake facial hair to play Santa. Santa is only for bearded men. <br><br>You "shavers" can go get your own holiday mascot!Harveynoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3052406779197845814.post-33599821999079718212013-12-17T05:24:25.000-05:002013-12-17T05:24:25.000-05:00how come no whiteys at kwanzaa? well, i mean, asid...how come no whiteys at kwanzaa? well, i mean, aside from the fact that it is a phony racist holiday created for the very reason that blacks wanted their own holiday, not some old leftover whitey holiday. taking up a whole week, too.jwnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3052406779197845814.post-60959594493865252842013-12-17T05:23:34.000-05:002013-12-17T05:23:34.000-05:00Now I know who gets to be Santa again this year at...Now I know who gets to be Santa <i>again</i> this year at the IMAO staff Christmas party. And get all the pretty girl interns to sit on his lap.Basilhttp://www.basilsblog.net/noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3052406779197845814.post-85156758117460076022013-12-17T05:31:56.000-05:002013-12-17T05:31:56.000-05:00@3 - Which is your favorite of the Kwanzaa's 7...@3 - Which is your favorite of the Kwanzaa's 7 Principles? I like "Ujamaa"<br><br>http://theblackcandle.com/about-kwanzaa/<br><br>@4 - If Frank hasn't married them all yet. So far Frank's married every single pretty girl intern IMAO has ever had.Harveynoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3052406779197845814.post-2729565630669881942013-12-17T05:36:04.000-05:002013-12-17T05:36:04.000-05:00@2 - if your beard isn't totally white, you...@2 - if your beard isn't totally white, you're just a young Santa wannabe whippersnapper in training!Jimmynoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3052406779197845814.post-85641363555377841812013-12-17T05:44:59.000-05:002013-12-17T05:44:59.000-05:00I picture Santa as being more like a small furry c...I picture Santa as being more like a small furry creature from Alpha Centauri. The rest of you are all terrestialists.walruskkkchnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3052406779197845814.post-34149996253545229862013-12-17T06:51:06.000-05:002013-12-17T06:51:06.000-05:00...wait...IMAO has pretty interns?I thought it was......wait...IMAO has pretty interns?<br><br>I thought it was just a bunch of angry racists posting from their basement next to ammo stash and hoard of freeze-dried food.blargnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3052406779197845814.post-84311771155030856342013-12-17T06:52:57.000-05:002013-12-17T06:52:57.000-05:00@8 - You stay away from my freeze-dried food!@8 - You stay away from my freeze-dried food!Harveynoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3052406779197845814.post-83015543352900091782013-12-17T07:00:30.000-05:002013-12-17T07:00:30.000-05:00Besides, who do you think makes us sammiches?Besides, who do you think makes us sammiches?Basilhttp://www.basilsblog.net/noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3052406779197845814.post-9943699685870774102013-12-17T07:22:40.000-05:002013-12-17T07:22:40.000-05:00My favorite Kwanza principle is Umoja.Umoja Unity ...My favorite Kwanza principle is Umoja.<br><br>Umoja Unity stresses the importance of togetherness for the family and the community, which is reflected in the African saying, "I am We," or "I am because We are."<br><br>Basically - the We Be candle.Matt Mussonnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3052406779197845814.post-20116298018901944672013-12-17T07:36:41.000-05:002013-12-17T07:36:41.000-05:00"I am We?" Kwanzaa stole from The Beatle..."I am We?" Kwanzaa stole from <a href="http://youtu.be/0sc0L1UoO1M" rel="nofollow">The Beatles</a>?Basilhttp://www.basilsblog.net/noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3052406779197845814.post-61413775435474074442013-12-17T08:59:13.000-05:002013-12-17T08:59:13.000-05:00My favorite Kwanzza principle is Jumanji and the t...My favorite Kwanzza principle is Jumanji and the traditional reading of "What the Hell is Kwanzza" delivered by Kwanzza-Bot.AwesometificAmericanhttp://awesometificamerican.wordpress.com/noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3052406779197845814.post-78282990085134386922013-12-17T09:20:08.000-05:002013-12-17T09:20:08.000-05:00Robot Santa knows you've all been VERY naughty...Robot Santa knows you've all been VERY naughty this year...CapitalistBnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3052406779197845814.post-4511790254741506052013-12-17T10:34:16.000-05:002013-12-17T10:34:16.000-05:00"Hell, dress your dogs and cats up like Santa..."Hell, dress your dogs and cats up like Santa."<br><br>Fixed it - You're welcomeDamnCatnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3052406779197845814.post-46080526224247344072013-12-17T10:37:23.000-05:002013-12-17T10:37:23.000-05:00My favorite Kwanzza principle is Hakuna Matata.My favorite Kwanzza principle is Hakuna Matata.DamnCatnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3052406779197845814.post-40975436099390047862013-12-18T09:14:46.000-05:002013-12-18T09:14:46.000-05:00CAN YOU FAT DUMB WINGNUTS BE ANY MORE RACIST?????N...CAN YOU FAT DUMB WINGNUTS BE ANY MORE RACIST?????NOOOOO YOU CANT!!!!!YOU PEOPLE DISRESPECT THE NOBILITY OF THE AFRICAN AMERICAN PEOPLE AND THEIR SACRED HOLIDAY!!!THATS JUST PURE RACISM AND HATESPEECH!!!WHATS NEXT A POST MOCKING POLYNESIANS AND BUDDIST JAPANESE???YEAH BETCHA WANT TO LAUGH ABOUT THOSE PEOPLE HUH???UGH!!!UGH!!!YOU BIGOTS!!!UGH!!!!!YTOU MAKE ME SICK!!!UGH!!!JUST SHUT UP!!!!!Janeane Garofalonoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3052406779197845814.post-29080526332349342332013-12-18T10:37:39.000-05:002013-12-18T10:37:39.000-05:00Janeane: Willl you marry me? And bring me a samm...Janeane: Willl you marry me? And bring me a sammich?<br><br>(P.S.: Polynesian want a cracker-nesion? Ha!)Opponoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3052406779197845814.post-50718039224347137482013-12-18T10:46:15.000-05:002013-12-18T10:46:15.000-05:00Um, Janeane, I just noticed that your avatar looks...Um, Janeane, I just noticed that your avatar looks like a gymocological exam.Opponoreply@blogger.com