basil's been busy at work, so you're stuck with me,,,
Planet Outside Solar System Is Observed
Scientists are considering naming it "Hollywood"
England's Family Deals With Guilty Plea
Oh, Charles and Camilla, what have you done?
Study: Risks Jump As Obesity Escalates
This must be by the same group that says fire tends to be hot...
New Design Could Transform 1st Bike Ride
Let's see...since the first bike ride was in 1817, I think this is a very old story... or maybe the study was done by the same group as above...
Missing Georgia Bride-To-Be Found with Cold Feet
If she could only remember where she put her shoes and socks...
Palestinian Authority Launches Law-And-Order Drive
Rumors of Jerry Orbach and Sam Waterston fan club beginning
Senate Democrats reject GOP proposal
GOP is returning the ring next week...
GOP sets stage for inquiry on DeLay
DeLay delay delayed...
Wizards Get First Playoff Win in 17 Years
Harry Potter does happy dance
Buffett Expresses Confidence in AIG
Some people claim that there's a woman to blame... (sorry, Jimmy...)
Gosh, my tooth hurts (root canal), and I am tired, so I am stopping before the posts get even stranger. Good night.
Wonderfully funny. Good job.
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ReplyDeleteI am blushing. Thanks!
I just visited your site, and I think your idea of forwarding spam to spammers is ingenious. :)
Have a good evening!
Study: Risks Jump As Obesity Escalates
ReplyDeleteThis must be by the same group that says fire tends to be hot...
New Design Could Transform 1st Bike Ride
Let's see...since the first bike ride was in 1817, I think this is a very old story... or maybe the study was done by the same group as above.
The whole shtick was great,but these two really gimme a good gut chuckle!
Thanks heaps, Moe! I read your headlines... basil should have directed everybody to your site instead of having me do them.
ReplyDeleteOh, and I am 60% General American English and 40% Dixie. Hmmmm.... I must be a Georgia English teacher!
Have a good day!
great stuff, big sis (who is 5'4")!
ReplyDeletehope your tooth gets better soon.
Thanks, moehawk! I have always been able to count on your support with my attempts at headlines. I enjoy your site!
ReplyDeleteI am calling the dentist Monday to see why it's not getting better. I appreciate your good wishes.