Monday, February 20, 2006

Headline News 2006-02-20

From ABC News:
Experts Locate Sunken Egyptian Ferry
Non-experts shocked to learn it was under water the whole time

From ABC News:
Toppling Tehran isn't a tea party
Rumsfeld still applies for job of Mad Hatter

From ABC News:
RadioShack 4Q Earnings Plunge 62 Percent
They got questions, no one's got answers

From ABC News:
Skype Use May Make Eavesdropping Passe
Al-Qaeda stock rises on announcement

From ABC News:
Rocket Scientist Makes U.S. Olympians Faster
Marvin Acme credits test subject Wile E. Coyote for working out bugs in system

From ABC News:
Sigourney Weaver on the Leading Killer of Women
Dick Cheney's secret life revealed

From ABC News:
Democrats Press FDA on Morning-After Pill
Howard Dean, Nancy Pelosi desperate after their one-night stand

From CNN:
Bodies of fetuses, newborns clog sewers
Bush blamed

From CNN:
Britney: 'I sound bitter. I'm not bitter'
Does admit to being a slut

3 comments:

  1. Hey, lay off Britney. The girl at least is procreating instead of trolling Third World countries for babies.
    And hey, how is Sean ever gonna learn to drive in a baby seat?

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  2. Monday...

    AbbaGav: Halal Hamasnikim #1 -- New Hamas Blog Carnival Wizbang: Generation Gap Point Five: Dems: Port Control Must Stay In Hands Of Greedy US Corporations Basil's Blog: Headline News Nose on Your Face: Mrs. Stella Castillo Of 160 Santa-Marta......

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  3. Hey drop me a line at colecurtis@bellsouth.net also tell Beth to also drop me a line.

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