Real headlines from real news sites with not-so-real subheads
From ABC News:
Lawmakers Talk Bush Impeachment
Promise to have him out of office by January 21, 2009
From AJC:
Bodies of missing R.I. couple found in septic tank
Stewie Griffin arrested
From BBC:
Dead UK army dog handler is named
Looking forward to handling dead UK army dogs
From CBS:
Drop Smoking Without Picking Up Weight
Benefits of lung cancer touted
From CBS:
Fla. Woman Attacked By Fox, Then Shot In The Leg
Bill O'Reilly arrested
From Fox News:
Dwarf Tells Court Burglary Is Only Career for Man His Size
Life difficult since mine closed, Snow White moved away
From New York Times:
Mother Exhales After Son's Release in Colombia
Held breath until she turned blue
From NPR:
Sex Without Condoms Is The New Engagement Ring
How to show to friends, relatives, co-workers still being debated
From Reuters:
Dominatrix "sorry" for racing chief orgy row
Has been a bad girl and needs to be punished
From Reuters:
Underwear chicken dare puts man in hospital
Loses cockfight
I kinda wish that NPR had given me a heads up on that "new engagement ring" idea. That would have saved me some money.
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