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Saturday, January 1, 2005

New Year's Resolutions for 2005

I hereby resolve to:
  • do a better job of helping out around the house
  • be tolerant of other people's point of view
  • be nice to the ex-wife
  • drive the speed limit at all times
  • not throw rocks at the neighbors' dogs
  • not make fun of rednecks
  • not make fun of yankees
  • be a role model for the children
  • pay attention when my wife is talking
  • compliment people more often
  • sprout wings and fly
Happy New Year!
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1 comment:

  1. moehawkJanuary 1, 2005 at 1:42 AM

    other than the first, the third, the ninth, and the last, should be easy for you to keep your resolutions. the fifth depends on how close them dogs come, and how accurate your arm is. i'd use a wrist-rocket, myself. that is, if you really didn't want to keep that particular New Year's resolution.
    still laughing! you're funny! Happy New Year!

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