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Wednesday, April 5, 2006

Headline News 2006-04-05

From The Evening Standard:
Cruise: My dad beat me
Not enough

From CNN:
Teacher crushing bug loses hand
Mutant monster bugs terrorize school

From CNN:
Dog decapitations shock Michigan town
Al Qaeda member elected dog catcher

From CNN:
Hamas official suggests 'two-state' solution
The two states: California and New York

From WTAE:
'United 93' movie trailer too graphic?
Also, doesn't blame Bush, Jews

From CNN:
Rap mogul Suge Knight files for bankruptcy
Financial bankruptcy matches moral bankruptcy

From CNN:
Billboard to chart ringtones
"Two Short Rings" number one for 782 straight weeks

From CNN:
Controversy over new 'Sesame' videos
Burt & Ernie porno raises eyebrows

From ABC News:
Jesus Used Ice to Walk on Water, Scientist Says
Credits the Ressurection to Dr. Frankenstein

From ABC News:
Textbook: Donkeys Better Than Housewives
Brings in twice as much money in Mexican border towns

2 comments:

  1. Wednesday...

    Gina Cobb: Let's Highlight the Job Skills of French Youths Vox Poplar: Question Period: Cynthia McKinney Basil's Blog: Headline News Point Five: Couric To Leave NBC To Become First Female Zeppelin Pilot The Skwib: Man gets decent shave with......

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  2. Cruise: My dad beat me

    Apparently not hard enough, Tom.

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