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George Michael: Pot Keeps Me Sane
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Chuck Norris Kicks Time in the Face
Time kicks back. Hard.
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Senator Graham took wrong turn at Albuquerque
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New York City starting crackdown on film piracy
Captain Jack Sparrow spearheading Yankees
How about:
ReplyDeleteChuck Norris Kicks Time in the Face
Mysteries of time-travel solved.
So George Michael is sane?
ReplyDeleteTony, fmragtops: That's a lot better'n what I had.
ReplyDeleteBig White Hat: No, but if pot keeps him sane, he hasn't had nearly enough.
No way Basil. Plus, yours are consistantly hilarious!
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ReplyDeleteShiite/Shiite Revenge Killings Rock Iraq- Before the final verdict; the advancing militiamen come to the call of the 'hour of liberation'......
Yeah, what tony said. I wasn't complaining, just trying to add to this serious debate.
ReplyDelete[...] In a tribute to one of John’s old running jokes that should never have been allowed to sit down, there’s this. Hat tip Basil. [...]
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