Thoughts for 2010-01-09

• AP poll: 1) Alabama, 2) Texas, 3) Florida, 4) Boise State, 5) Ohio State http://bit.ly/6hqqZC #
• Coaches poll: 1) Alabama, 2) Texas, 3) Florida, 4) Boise State, 5) Ohio State http://bit.ly/6kFXth #
• TSA agents at LAX using drugs http://bit.ly/5VWTWr #
• Q: What would Elvis be doing if he were alive today? A: Fighting like hell to get out of that casket. #
• I love meetings. It's the only time I get to use the Twitter. #
• It's raining iguanas in south Florida http://bit.ly/6Ym0k7 #
• In the old days, humorists would steal each other's jokes. Today, there's the ReTweet button. #