Okay, I admit it: I watched curling today

Lots of people on teh Twitter and them Internets have been following the Laff-A-Lympics on teh NBC. But not me. Growing up in southeast Georgia, our winter sport was basketball. At least, after the Super Bowl, that was the only thing going on until baseball started.

But, on teh Twitter, lots of folks I follow have been jabbering on and on about curling. Which is sort of like horseshoes, only with brooms. And no horseshoes. Or stakes.

It's like a bunch of drunk horseshoe players got stranded in Canada one winter, and had to either invent a game or go all Brokeback Mountain. I'm still not sure they made the right decision.

Anyway, today I did something I hadn't done in a long, long time. I watched curling. But, I watched it here:


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And, from what I've been reading, the USA men's and women's teams learned how to play by watching that scene from Help! The women are 0-3, and the men are 0-4.

But, there's good news. My TiVo still has 129 hours of programming recorded that I can watch.

Meet the Beatles

I used to have all the Beatles records.

Well, their albums, anyway.

Their American albums, that is. The ones released by Capitol records, at least.

My Big Sister (who's 5'4'') had a full collection of Beatles records. She had many singles, too. I didn't. Just albums.

If you aren't a Beatlemaniac, you might not appreciate this. But, since I am, it means something to me.

You see, she had Introducing... the Beatles, which was their actual first album. It was on Vee Jay Records, a small label out of Chicago that was known primarily for jazz and R&B artists.

Back in 1963, Capitol Records, who was the American affiliate of EMI, passed on EMI's new pop group from Liverpool. So, EMI contracted with Vee Jay Records to distribute the Beatles in the USA.

Because of financial difficulties within the company, they ended up losing the contract. Mostly because Capitol could out-lawyer them. So, Vee Jay only had one album: the afore-mentioned Introducing... the Beatles.

And my Big Sister had a copy. And, she had all the Capitol releases, as well as the United Artist soundtrack to A Hard Day's Night.

I had all their Capitol releases, plus A Hard Day's Night.

Oh, not original releases, like my Big Sister had. I had the Apple re-releases.

I did have an original mono Capitol Meet the Beatles, their first Capitol release, though. Second-hand, because I didn't have the money to buy an album in 1964. Few first-graders did. But, when I did get the money, I bought all the Beatles albums that were available.

Now, in case you interested ... and actually, even if you're not, it's still so ... Capitol didn't release the same records in the US that Parlophone (EMI's label in the UK) released in the UK. For a couple of different reasons.

For one thing, in the US, it's common that albums include recent hit singles of an artist. Not so in the UK. When the Beatles released a single in the UK, it generally was left off their upcoming album. They'd release singles from an album from time to time, but albums didn't often contain singles.

In the US, Capitol Records put Beatles singles on albums. And, since US albums often had 10-12 songs, instead of the 14 or so that the UK put on theirs, Capitol Records managed to get about three Beatles albums for every two Parlophone albums.

And, the fact that Capitol could squeeze more sales out of the same number of songs made the re-arranging of albums an easy decision.

So, I had all the US Beatles albums. Not the UK albums.

And, in case you hadn't noticed, I've been saying "had." Past tense.

A divorce will wreak havoc on a record collection.

I've been without Beatles records ever since.

Until recently.

This fall, on the way back from a visit to Athens to visit The Little Princess, I bought a Beatles CD. A Hard Day's Night. The UK version. With 13 songs. Seven from the movie and six other songs.

Sat in the Wal-mart parking lot, added it to my iTunes, moved it over to the iPod, and listened to it on the way back. Over and over.

It was great.

And I knew that I wanted more.

I wanted my Beatles albums. But that wasn't possible.

But a new CD collection was possible. All I had to do was get the rest of their CDs.

Only, the albums I used to have aren't available on CD. Not all of them.

Before Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band, the US and UK albums were different. Very different. Different songs, different song order, different album titles. Even when the titles were the same, like Rubber Soul and Revolver, the songs were different.

Even after Sgt. Pepper, there were two US albums that didn't correspond to UK albums: Magical Mystery Tour and Hey Jude (AKA The Beatles Again). But the rest of their later albums matched.

So, I could get some of the same albums ... as CDs ... as before. But some, I couldn't.

Anyway, I decided to make the best of the situation.

And so did The Wife.

For Christmas, she gave me a lot of Beatles CDs. Not just the Red and Blue collections (actually, 1962-1966 and 1967-1970), but the White Album (actually, The Beatles), Abbey Road, Revolver, Rubber Soul, (the UK versions) and others.

We also picked up a few, like the Anthology and Live at the BBC sets, just after first of the year.

But the final step was a gift certificate from Amazon.com that my Big Sister gave me for Christmas. I used it to finish up my collection.

Yes, I now have the Beatles collection. Their entire CD catalog.

I've even put some of the songs in iTunes twice.

The songs from the US versions of the albums, I've added again, putting them in US album order for the iPod.

Now, even though I don't have, say, Beatles '65, I do. Sort of. I just scroll down to Beatles '65 on the iPod, and hit play, and No Reply starts playing. Then I'm A Loser, Baby's In Black, Rock and Roll Music, I'll Follow the Sun, Mr. Moonlight, Honey Don't, I'll Be Back, She's A Woman, I Feel Fine, and Everybody's Trying To Be My Baby. Just like it really was Beatles '65.

Same thing for The Beatles' Second Album, Something New, Beatles VI, Yesterday... and Today, and all the rest of the US albums.

No, I don't have my old albums. But I have all the songs from them.

It's great.

I've had the chance to Meet The Beatles all over again.

Christmas music

The Wife loves Christmas music.

She's gathered her Christmas CDs together, and is waiting on me to get off her computer (my MacBook's not back from the shop) so she can put together a Christmas music playlist for her iPod.

Me? Not so much.

That is, I doubt I'll be adding a bunch of Christmas songs to my iPod. Sure, there's "Happy Xmas" by John Lennon on there, but that's because I've put my John Lennon CDs on my iPod. No other reason.

I hear plenty on the radio. When I listen to the radio.

I hear plenty in the stores. When I'm in the stores.

I don't know. I've just never been much on listening to Christmas music.

Sure, I'll sing Christmas carols with the children ... or the grandchildren, now. And I'll go watch the Nutcracker ballet or other holiday productions. So, it's not like I don't like Christmas music. I just don't go out of my way to listen to Christmas music.

But, Christmas music was something that I encountered yesterday.

We went shopping yesterday. The Wife and me.

And that meant hearing a bunch of Christmas music. Which was fine.

Only problem was the drivers of the other cars. Most of them, anyway.

I'm not saying Christmas music makes them drive crazy. Because a lot of them drive crazy in July, March, and all the other months far away from Christmas.

I now it's just the fact that so many people are out on the roads, that increases the number of idiots on the roads.

And in the parking lots.

And in the stores.

No, it's not the fault of Christmas music. And I'm not trying to suggest it is.

It's just all the crazies that are out when Christmas music is playing.

The Wife is ready for me to get off her computer so that she can finish her Christmas music playlist. So she can get her CDs back and playing in her CD player that she has blaring through the house.

And even money says one or two crazies show up at the front door today.