Wednesday, June 18, 2014

Lost Emails? I Don't Believe It

So, the IRS expects us to believe they lost a bunch of emails.

I don't.

And, I'm not the only one.








Who else doesn't believe it?

Well, that's your task. Now, off to work. You're burning daylight.

25 comments:

  1. Fox Mulder doesn't believe it.

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  2. There are no scandals.

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  3. "...then I just flat out lost them."

    "You vondruke!"

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  4. Lost is such a harsh word, let us just say there whereabouts are undocumented.

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  5. "Lost emails? I don't believe it." - Rosemary Woods

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  6. “Lost emails? I don’t believe it.” - Bob Woodward

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  7. Obama doesn't believe it either.
    Or the missing hard copies. The erased servers. That the NSA can't find them...
    However - he is very very angry and determined to get to the bottom of it and promises that it will never happen again. (Obama doesn't believe that either.) (Boehner does. So does McConnell.)

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  8. “Lost emails? I don’t believe it.” - Johnny Cochrane

    “Lost emails? I don’t believe it.” - Cain

    “Lost emails? I don’t believe it.” - Baron Munchausen

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  9. “Lost emails? I don’t believe it.” – Ed Snowden

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  10. No One of ConsequenceJune 18, 2014 at 8:37 AM

    “Lost emails? I don’t believe it.” – Maxwell Smart

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  11. "I am shocked — shocked— to find that emails have been lost in here!" - Inspector Renault

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  12. Even Navin Johnson doesn't believe it.

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  13. “Lost emails? I don’t believe it.” - Chuck Norris (followed with a swift roundhouse kick to Lois Lerner's face)

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  14. I believe they're lost.....nobody is saying they weren't lost on purpose.

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  15. .....and the reason it's taken so long is they wanted to be absolutely sure they're lost so even the FBI can't find them.

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  16. Hey!!! How was DamnCat able to get an image posted in #1 above? Does that HTML work here now?

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  17. HTML has always worked in comments for many tags, including IMG tag.

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  18. @10 "Would you believe they were stolen by Gypsies?" - Maxwell Smaret.

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  19. ..my 2-year-old nephew that still believes the "got your nose" trick doesn't believe it.

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  20. “Lost emails? I don’t believe it.” –Mohammed Saeed al-Sahhaf aka Baghdad Bob

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  21. "Tchuh. Lost all the emails? Even I don't belieb that!"
    -- 13-year-old president of Justin Bieber fan club

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  22. "Come on, give us *some* credit!"
    -- Heaven's Gate cultists
    (before committing suicide to join T. and Pooh on the spaceship behind the comet)

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  23. ...people that believe in human-caused global warming climate change global cooling climate disruption Dick Cheney's Weather Control Machine catastrophic weather events.

    ...people that wear tinfoil hats to block government mind-control beams.

    ...people that believe in the "Vast Right Wing Conspiracy"

    ...people that take Oliver Stone and Michael Moore movies seriously.

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  24. "Lost emails? There is no spoon." -The Matrix Spoon Boy

    "Lost emails? What difference, at this point, does it make?" -Hillary Clinton

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  25. “Lost emails? I don’t believe it.” "How they got lost I'll never know." - Groucho Marx

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