Ground floor: Perfumery, stationary, and leather goods, wigs and haberdashery, kitchenware and food. Going up...
First floor: Telephones, gents ready made suits, shirts, suits, ties, hats, underwear, and shoes. Going up...![](https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/blogger_img_proxy/AEn0k_u4sUAR2x9PqrWUDrMxfxCX8U0AdBQKLRWbMTHxox-zjx2vkT50sjaqrqekYd-Cq4y8Ud0nsAha3rHpZYJMwfPNgm4ZLX4dNDPnzkeBLIBFwDXcDOCGhOR3haxSR63knb8qZe5erw=s0-d)
Are you being served, sir?
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Yes, we come from Iran. We look for freedom and democracy. You have a president? Mr. Bush? He help us, no?
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I'm sorry, sir, but Mr. Bush has retired.
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Yes, old Mr. Bush, you fire. We know. We want young Mr. Bush.
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The confusion is understandable, sir. Both old Mr. Bush and young Mr. Bush have left our service.
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You have Clinton?
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Yes, as a matter of fact. Mrs. Clinton, are you free?
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I'm free, Captain Peacock.
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No, no. Not woman Clinton. Man Clinton, he help in Kosovo.
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I'm sorry, sir, but Mr. Clinton has retired as well. If Mrs. Clinton won't do, perhaps our Junior, Mr. Obama can assist.
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Obama? I like name. We talk with him.
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Mr. Obama, are you free?
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I'm free, Captain Peacock.
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These good people would like some freedom and democracy.
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Freedom and democracy? Ah, I see. Well, um, it's, um, like this, you see. Um, we don't really provide freedom and democracy.
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But neighbor Iraq get freedom and democracy from you.
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Oh, sir, not from me. No, sir. Not from me. Not at all. We did have a man here recently that, I believe, provided freedom and democracy to Iraq. But that was wrong. Very wrong, sir.
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But Iraq like freedom and democracy. Oh, it not fit exactly, but Mr. Bush tell them it ride up with wear. And that happen. Now we want freedom and democracy.
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If I might beg your pardon sir, didn't you have a free and democratic election recently? That seems to me to be freedom and democracy already.
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We have election. But it, how do you say, not a free and democratic election.
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Oh, but sir. There was a selective recount, wasn't there? And there were more votes cast than people living there, were there not? That's how the Democrats in my country do it.
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You will not help me with freedom and democracy?
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Oh, I don't see how I could, sir. But if you would bring your leaders here, I'm sure I can charm them so that they will just ooze freedom and democracy.
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I see we have come to wrong place.
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Thank you for coming by, sir. We hope we can be of asssitance in the future.
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Ah, young Mr. Obama. I was watching how that was handled that. You've all done very well!
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Thank you, Mr. Soros.