As long as everyone else is playing the race card...

That racist organization, the National Association for the Advancement of Colored People, is, to use a phrase, the pot calling the kettle black.

Oh, wait. Is that racist?

Oh, well.

Anyway, the NAACP (Nitwits Aiming to Always Cause Problems) is -- surprise -- calling some other group racist. The TEA Party, for instance. Only, that racist organization (the NAACP) has been caught -- again -- showing it to be, well, a racist organization.

Or so it would seem to thinking individuals. But the enlightened know better.

For those that didn't get it the first time I ran this, here's a brief primer of what is racist, and what isn't.

Here (repeated from March 2008) is What You Can And Can't Do:

You can do this:



You cannot do this:


Any questions?

Monkeying around

Racism abounds.

From liberals.

They're finding racism all over the place. It's amazing where people find racism. Frank J. pointed out how silly it is that people are calling a cartoon in the New York Post racist, because it has a monkey in it. Okay, chimpanzee. Still, you get my point.

So, are monkeys off limits for humor?

No more funny monkey videos?



That'd be a shame.

The good news, though, is that you can still use monkeys in political humor.

You can do this:



You cannot do this:


Any questions?

What you can and can't do

You can do this:



You cannot do this:


Any questions?