Tuesday, December 20, 2005

What The Polls Mean

From CNN:
Poll: Iraq speeches, election don't help Bush

From ABC News:
Poll: Bush's Approval Ratings Climb

No, this isn't an early episode of Headline News. But these contradicting stories from two different news services make me wonder about things.

Why would different polls about the same topic give such different results?

Easy. Polls aren't all that reliable. Which brings us to this inescapable conclusion:
We need to scrap the BCS and institute a playoff system.

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Monday, December 19, 2005

The Most Wonderful Time Of The Year … Not!

It's not that I don't like Christmas. But there are certain things about Christmas I don't like.

Traffic, for instance.

Okay, those of you that live in places where bad traffic is a day-to-day occurance don't want to hear about my little whine. But I got to wonder about living in that kind of traffic every day. I don't. And I don't like that kind of traffic at all.

Around here, traffic is really bad around Christmas. It's because so many people are out shopping. And that's another thing I don't like about Christmas.

For years it's been that Christmas is all about buying stuff. You got to buy stuff. Or you're a bad guy.

Not that I don't want to give special people special gifts. But what makes them special is when they aren't expected. But at Christmas, it's expected. And I don't like that.

Now, the look in a child's eyes when he sees something special ... that's wonderful. But does that make it all worthwhile?

That depends. Can you achieve the same thing without all that commercialization of the holiday? I think it can be done. But we're lazy people. So it's easier to go along with putting up with hearing "Grandma Got Run Over By A Reindeer" on the radio and bumper-to-bumper traffic than it is to make something really special.

No, I don't like lots of things about Christmas.

Check that.

I don't like lots of what's happened to Christmas.

Headlines News 12-19-2005

From CNN:
Final passage of torture ban nears in Congress
Senators' heads held under water until they agree

From CNN:
Official: Terror head mistakenly released
Unfortunately, his body was released with it

From WGAL:
Black ice surprises drivers
Rev. Jesse Jackson calls report 'racist'

From WCVB:
Snoop Dogg's mom pleads for peace
Hopes Christmas dinner goes better than Thanksgiving

From WEWS:
Plunge from highway bridge was 'a sign'
Driver: Bill Engvall was right*

From KMGH:
Affidavit: Stylist stole Kevin Costner's laptop
Collector of bad movie scripts

From CNN:
Author of Roswell 'flying saucer' news release dies
Bright light he saw on deathbed was just a weather balloon

From CNN:
Cell phone driving on the rise
How cell phones obtained driver's licence still unclear

From CNN:
Groups sue to protect polar bears
Coca-Cola to appeal ruling, continue filming commercials

From CNN:
Weezer singer staying celibate
Rivers Cuomo wants to get laid, but just too ugly

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Lunch 12-19-2005

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