How many Internets is enough?

You remember Barack Obama, right?

He was that idiot that a lot of other idiots went and elected to the presidency. You remember. Sure you do.

Anyway, he's still around. Not very relevant -- it's hard to be that incompetent and still be relevant -- but still around.

According to Politico, he said that schools need more "internets."

That makes me wonder: how many internets is enough?

Maybe we could have one that liberals could use. Them and Europe. Liberals love Europe. They forget that 235 years ago we fought a war so we wouldn't have to do things the way Europe does. But, being idiots, the liberals forget things like that.

Anyway, let's have some internets set aside for them. Then, we won't have to put up with trolls on our Internet. Except the RONPAUL!!!1!!!! worshippers. We could keep the libertarians, too, I suppose. But those liberaltarians -- the liberal version of libertarians -- can go with them.

Maybe some internets set aside for cats. I see a lot of the Internet taken up by cats. Let's move them to their own. Not as banishment, like for liberals and their kind, but so that we can keep them all in one place, you know, to keep up with them. When we need a good LOLCAT or OMGCAT or PIANOKITTEH fix, we'll know where to go. And when we don't, they aren't using up all our bandwidth.

Oh, and one for spammers. They need their own bunch of internets. When they start buying each other's Viagra or Rolex watches or move each other's money out of Nigeria, they'll be self-supporting and not bothering us.

What other internets are needed?