Resolutions for 2020

In the new year, I resolve to...

• be tolerant of other people’s point of view
• do a better job of cleaning up around the house
• stop repeating myself
• pay attention when my wife is talking
• drive the speed limit at all times
• not throw rocks at the neighbors' dogs
• not make fun of rednecks
• not make fun of yankees
• be a role model for the children
• compliment people more often
• become a serious blogger
• stop repeating myself
• sprout wings and fly

I have an equal chance of success with all of these.