Thursday, May 30, 2013

The check's in the mail ... and other lies

Comrade Michelle gives a powerful speech.

Have you written your check to FLOTUS yet? She wants your money, you know.

At a fundraiser for Democrat Senate candidate Ed Markey, she told the crowd, "Keep writing those checks. And if you haven’t maxed out, max out!"

And she's right. Don't be selfish with the money the government lets you keep. What were you going to do with it? Buy food? Braces for the kid? Birthday presents? That's just selfish.

You need to be sending your money to the Democrats. And you need to blame the Republicans for not allowing the government to keep more of your paycheck. Sure, the GOP has gone along with some of the tax and spend policies of the Democrats, but nowhere near enough. I mean, you still have money left, right?

Well, you shouldn't. So, do the right thing. Send the money to the Democrats. Max out.

After all, it'll only hurt for a little while (NSFW link).

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