Hide your kids, hide your husbands, Republicans be rapin' ev'rybody

Joe Biden wants to raise your taxes so you won't get raped.


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In 2008, when Flint had 265 sworn officers on their police force, there were 35 murders and 91 rapes in this city. In 2010, when Flint had only 144 police officers, the murder rate climbed to 65 and rapes--just to pick two categories--climbed to 229. In 2011, you now only have 125 shields. God only knows what the numbers will be this year for Flint if we don't rectify it. And God only knows what that number would have been had we not been able to get a little bit of help to you.

So, if you weren't raped or murdered this year, thank Joe Biden and Barack Obama.

If you were raped or murdered, blamed the Republicans. In fact, the Republicans are tired of rapists and murders getting all the credit. They have formed a task force to climb into your windows, snatch your people up, and rape them.

How do you defend against it? You need to hide your kids, hide your wife, and hide your husbands because the Republicans will be raping everybody.

And they're all racist. Especially that colored fellow. He's the most racist of them all.

Cartoon: BFD

[Source: Steve Kelley/NOLA]

It's okay to hang Sarah Palin

I'm sure you've seen the stories about the house out in Hollywood that decorated for Hallowe'en by putting up an effigy of Sarah Palin ... hanging by the neck. Some have criticized the display, demanding it be taken down. Others don't like it, but say it's all in fun. And then there are those that wish it was really Sarah Palin hanging there. Me? I'm a supporter of Gov. Palin, and I think the display of her being hung is ... perfectly fine.

Biden's brain scans found

The Democrat vice presidential candidate, Sen. Joe Biden, finally released his medical records. But something was missing. The brain scans. In case you forgot ... or never knew ... Biden twice underwent surgery in 1988 to repair damage from aneurysms. But the medical records, released recently, didn't include any brain scans:

But the 49 pages of records the campaign released gave no indication that Biden's doctors sought follow-up tests after the serious aneurysms he suffered in 1988. Medical experts are divided over the need for such precautionary brain scans, but many feel it is the only way to be sure a patient is out of danger. "If this was my patient, I would re-image every three to five years to make sure no new aneurysm had cropped up," said Dr. Mark Alberts, a professor of neurology at Northwestern University's Feinberg School of Medicine.

Not to worry. Our crack team of investigators has uncovered the missing brain scans...

There's a test coming up

According to someone who the Democrats consider an expert on foreign policy, there's a test coming up. Sen. Joe Biden (D-DE) told a group of supporters that if Obama's elected, a major international crisis will develop:

"Mark my words," the Democratic vice presidential nominee warned at the second of his two Seattle fundraisers Sunday. "It will not be six months before the world tests Barack Obama like they did John Kennedy. The world is looking. We're about to elect a brilliant 47-year-old senator president of the United States of America. Remember I said it standing here if you don't remember anything else I said. Watch, we're gonna have an international crisis, a generated crisis, to test the mettle of this guy."

The amazing thing is, those of us on the right have been saying this for months. And now, it seems, Joe Biden agrees with us. But here's where we differ. We think that when a crisis hits ... when that 3:00 AM phone call comes ... there should be somebody in the White House who can respond, and respond decisively. The left thinks there should be somebody who votes "present." Yeah, "present." That'll strike fear in the terrorists' hearts.